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Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood embarrassment, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood misunderstandings, childhood naivety, childhood stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny beliefs, funny stories, growing up, kid beliefs, KidBelievedMinecraftSMP, misconceptions, naive beliefs, silly beliefs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockySelfAcceptance

BlockySelfAcceptance, imperfections, Insecurity, personal flaws, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation

Are you tired of struggling with your insecurities and self-doubt? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses? Done. Want to be a master builder who creates jaw-dropping structures that put the Taj Mahal to shame? Easy peasy. Want to be a talking llama who runs a successful llama-themed bakery? Uh, sure, why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where self-acceptance is as easy as placing a block. Join us now and embrace your inner llama!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Houthis vs. Allies: Minecraft Mayhem

air strikes, airstrikes, Allies, Britain, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Houthi rebels, Houthis, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, naval forces, SECURITY, Ships, U.S, War, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes on houthi rebels with fighter jets and ships! why? because it’s a totally normal thing to do in a blocky world! build your own air force and show those rebels who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

What are Minecraft servers like Aeltheria ?

Artmap, collaboration, Collections, Cosmetics, crate keys, custom fishing textures, Custom menus, custom textures, custom worlds, Economy, friendly community, Immersive NPCs, Lore, no pay to win, player-driven economy, Premium Currency, PvE, Survival, Towny, tradable tool wraps, unique jobs, Virtual Storage, Welcoming Community

CastiaMC: CastiaMC offers a player-driven economy, custom textures, unique jobs, and a friendly community similar to Aeltheria. Players can explore custom-generated worlds, participate in events, and collaborate with others using Towny.
DivineWoods: DivineWoods features immersive NPCs, custom textures, and a welcoming community similar to Aeltheria. Players can engage with unique characters, discover lore, and participate in special events and activities.
VortexPvP: VortexPvP offers a variety of custom features, including custom menus, tools, armor, and cosmetics, similar to Aeltheria. Players can enjoy a range of unique gameplay elements, compete in PvP battles, and explore different worlds.
Kingdoms of Aether: Kingdoms of Aether provides a player-driven economy, custom textures, and virtual storage options, similar to Aeltheria. Players can join factions, participate in quests, and collaborate with others to build their own kingdom.
AdventureCraft: AdventureCraft offers a friendly community, immersive NPCs, and unique job opportunities, similar to Aeltheria. Players can explore custom-generated worlds, complete quests, and participate in events to earn rewards.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCPC ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, Community, Factions, Grief, Ip:, King, mcpc, MCPC.su, Minecraft, multiplayer, no privates, No Rules, No Wipes, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

MCPC – Server Anarchy without rules, in which you can use cheats, grief, etc. We do not have privates or wipes. You can create your own clan and become the king of the server. IP – mcpc.su

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

WakeMC: Where we dig holes in the sand instead of playing with kangaroos

auction house, Australia, Bluemap, Bosses, Crates, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dig, Discord, Dungeons, Free Ranks, Graves, Holes, Jobs, Kangaroos, Land Claim, MCMMO, Minecraft, Player Market, Player Warps, Playing, Resource World, sand, Server, smp, Survival, Upgradable Spawners, WakeMC

Server Name	WakeMC
Location	Australia
Features	McMMO, Upgradable Spawners, Player Market, Jobs, Free Ranks, Land Claim, Crates, Player Warps, Auction House, Dungeons/Bosses, Custom Enchants, Graves, Resource World, Separate Creative World, Discord, Bluemap
Ranks	All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game
IP (Survival)	play.wakemc.net
IP (Creative)	creative.wakemc.net
Website	www.wakemc.net
Bluemap	Bluemap

FAQ

What is the goal of the WakeMC server?

The goal of this server is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible without any paid ranks or perks.

How can players acquire ranks on WakeMC?

All ranks and perks on WakeMC are acquired for free in-game by actively playing and leveling up.

What features does the server offer?

WakeMC offers many features including McMMO, upgradable spawners, player market, jobs, free ranks, land claim, crates, player warps, auction house, dungeons/bosses, custom enchants, graves, resource world, separate creative world, Discord, and Bluemap.

How does the land claim system work on WakeMC?

The server has a land claiming plugin where players can customize their claims by allowing/disallowing PVP, mob spawning, fire damage, creeper explosions, and more. Players start with 10k claim blocks and can earn more as they level up.

Can players earn in-game money on WakeMC?

Yes, players can join jobs on the server to earn in-game money.

Are spawners on WakeMC upgradable?

Yes, players can right click on spawners to upgrade them, increasing the amount of mobs that spawn or lowering the delay between spawns.

Are there dungeons and bosses on WakeMC?

Yes, random bosses spawn in the world and players can take on bosses in dungeons on the server.

Is there a resource world on WakeMC?

Yes, there is a resource world (Resource TP) on WakeMC so players never run out of resources.

Does WakeMC have a separate creative server?

Yes, there is a separate creative server on WakeMC where players can build freely.

Are there regular giveaways on WakeMC?

When the server has enough players, regular giveaways will be hosted on the Discord server.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mines Excavated:	2864
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Underage Love Minecraft Server

age of consent laws, age of majority, controversial practices, Cultural differences, ethical boundaries, historical perspectives, historical practices, legal regulations, legal restrictions, love, Minecraft, moral standards., past traditions, Server, sexual exploitation, sexual relations, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo relationships, underage, underage marriage, underage partners, underage relationships, underage sex

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the laws on underage relationships in the past? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even historical figures would be shocked. Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like back in the day when men were getting frisky with under 18 women. Who needs rules when you can join our server and let your imagination run wild? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Henya’s Greatest Fear Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, Greatest, greatest fear, henya, Henyas, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Loss, Minecraft, Monsters, Nightmares, Phobia, rejection, self-doubt, shadows, smp, Trauma, unknown, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what Henya’s greatest fear is! Rumor has it, she once ran away from a pack of creepers because she thought they were trying to steal her diamonds. But that’s not all, our SMP is filled with crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and taming wild wolves to do your bidding. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer Henya’s greatest fear.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SecretSleuthMC SMP

#revelation, appalling, BETRAYAL, dark side, Deceit, disgusting secret, Disturbing, gross, Hidden Truth, Repulsive, revolting, scandal, scandalous, Secrets, SecretSleuthMC, shameful, Shocking.., skeletons in the closet, smp, unsavory, unseemly, unsettling

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover all the juicy secrets of your fellow players! From secret underground lairs filled with llamas to hidden treasure troves guarded by evil chickens, there’s always something scandalous to discover. Who knows, you might even stumble upon someone’s secret obsession with building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks! So come join us for a wild ride of mystery, mayhem, and Minecraft madness.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCashCow

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Our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because we have a secret underground diamond mine where you can mine all the diamonds your heart desires! And not just any diamonds, but enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers in the game. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. So come join us and experience the most epic and expensive Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BurkinaFaso600 – Double the Fun!

600 dead, Africa, African nations, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFaso600, Conflict, Crisis, death toll, double, extremism, French security assessment, Fun, global security, humanitarian crisis, international news, massacre, massacre victims, military intervention, political instability, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting massacred is creepers and zombies! we have so many players that the death toll is higher than in Burkina Faso! French security assessment says we have double the fun and double the chaos! join now and be part of the madness! our server is so lit, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and pickaxes! so grab your sword and get ready to slay some pixels!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Obscuros Pixelmon: The Server Where Griefing is Guarded Against!

1.16.5, competitive, CONTENT, Cozy, Custom, experiences, Features, Fun, Griefdefender, Griefing, Guarded, home, Ip:, Modded, Obscuros, Pixelmon, playobscuros, Region, Resets, Server, species, Unique, Updates

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.playobscuros.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has Obscuros been running?	Obscuros has been running since 2014.
Are there frequent updates on the server?	Yes, we provide frequent updates and new features to keep things fresh.
Is there a competitive scene on the server?	Yes, we also offer a competitive scene for players to participate in.
Are there any resets on the server?	No, we aim to be a cozy home with no resets for players to always come back to.
What can players expect to see in the Obscuros Region?	Players can expect a variety of species, locations, and activities in the Obscuros Region.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

creativity, Development, entertainment industry, exorcist, Higashide Yuuichiro, in-demand creatives, Japan, katarina, Kinoko Nasu, Minecraft, Nue’s Exorcist, Nues, online attention, physical volumes, praise, readership, Ryohgo Narita, Server, Summer Release, Takahiro, Tappei Nagatsuki, wsj, Yukinobu Tatsu

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by some of Japan’s top creatives like Katarina, Tappei Nagatsuki, and Ryohgo Narita! They can’t get enough of our insane developments and crazy storylines.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and explore mysterious lands created by the genius minds behind Nue. Who knows where our server will take you next? Maybe you’ll even discover hidden treasures or unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	802	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3