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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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