Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Magic Items Found: 1812
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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