Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘How would you feel if’ we blew up your house with TNT? LOLz!

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage! Why should you join? Well, picture this: what if Gura from Hololive got a new outfit that turned her into a sexy onee-san? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even virtual shark transformations!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that finding it will bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig can grant wishes, but be warned, it’s also been known to prank unsuspecting players with explosive surprises!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Build, explore, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the mysterious Nether realm. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky wonders? See you there, fellow gamers!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
Divine Spears Created: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixelated Pooptopia

    Pixelated Pooptopia

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Christ is KingCraft

    Christ is KingCraft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

    Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 298
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3

    GyaruCraft: High School Boys Gone Wild #3
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest adventures await you! Imagine this: you’re just a regular high school boy, minding your own business, when suddenly you get gender-swapped into a Gyaru! Yes, you heard that right. Now you can strut your stuff in the latest fashion trends while building epic structures in our world.

    But that’s not all! In Chapter 3 of our server, you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie cheerleaders and skeleton jocks who are out to steal your lunch money. Don’t worry, though, because our admin team is always there to lend a hand and make sure you have the best time possible.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a creeper!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SassyCraft

    SassyCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD tales of this fantastical realm.

    Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on the back of a FLYING PIG while battling a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords that shoot RAINBOW LASERS. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that every player gets a pet DANCING CREEPER that knows how to bust a move like no other?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive DIAMOND-BREATHING DRAGON that guards a treasure trove of ENDLESS DIAMONDS. And if you manage to defeat this mighty beast, you will be granted the power of UNLIMITED TNT to wreak havoc on your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd becomes reality. Just remember to use the code 05016ae381a59e4135c38ed28758b1b88424406808758f825c68aa4fabff7b403f to unlock all the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 New Chunks Explored: 475372
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Old Farts – Where Age is Just a Number!

    Crafty Old Farts – Where Age is Just a Number!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs and adventures!

    Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon has been known to host tea parties in the Nether.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted toilet hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. And if you manage to tame a pig riding a chicken, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • ChuubaCraft: Where karaoke starts fashionably late!

    ChuubaCraft: Where karaoke starts fashionably late!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with the most EPIC karaoke and 3D Live performances in the virtual world!

    Forget about missing out on your favorite chuubas’ streams because on our server, you can join in on the fun anytime you want. And the best part? You can do it all while getting drunk on virtual vodka!

    So come join us and let’s get WASTED together while watching some INSANE karaoke performances that will blow your mind!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Emeralds Found: 2253

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Chinacraft: Where Creepers Bow Down to the Great Wall

    Chinacraft: Where Creepers Bow Down to the Great Wall
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a land that’s better than China! Why settle for just food, culture, and infrastructure when you can have it all in our virtual world?

    Imagine playing Minecraft and getting inspired to move to China because of a game like Genshin Impact. The CCP here actually protects its players and fights off any corruption in the game. You can afford to build your dream family home, get virtual medical care, and so much more.

    Forget about the poor, corrupt, degenerate West – join our server where you can enjoy a decent virtual meal at a Chinese-owned restaurant like “Panda Express” every day. We’ll help you unbrainwash yourself from all the negative propaganda about China.

    The only downside? Winnie the Pooh is banned in our server, but don’t worry, there are plenty of other fun characters to hang out with. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other! Build your dreams, one block at a time!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Magic Items Found: 4416
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CreeperCrawlCraft: “What about the crawling men? LOL”

    CreeperCrawlCraft: “What about the crawling men? LOL”
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the crawling men roam free! But don’t worry, they’re friendly and just want to show you their dance moves.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in the shape of unicorns.

    But the real reason to join our server? The crawling men, of course! Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking the secret of the enchanted toilet that grants wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover the mystery of the crawling men! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers. They’re known to break out into the Macarena at any moment.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Farms Harvested: 787 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against creeper armies while wearing a unicorn onesie!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while being chased by a giant chicken that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will teach you the secret dance moves that will make all the other players jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 136 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Pandemic Pals: Minecraft Server of Conspiracy Theories

    Crafty Pandemic Pals: Minecraft Server of Conspiracy Theories
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the madness of the real world, like China’s crazy conspiracy theories! Join us and survive against the evil sorcery of the coronavirus created by Chinese witches.

    Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the dark magic spells cast by our evil enemies. Gather resources and team up with other players to defeat the cursed creatures summoned by the god Saturn himself.

    But beware, the Chinese witches are always watching, ready to strike with their mystical powers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this magical realm and emerge victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those sorcerers who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Villages Defended: 20
    Crops Grown: 4453 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Booty – Creeper Love Shack

    Blocky Booty – Creeper Love Shack
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with insane builds that will make your jaw drop and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the limit.

    Join us for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle, fight off zombie llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to boogie. Our community is filled with colorful characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret treasure hunt where you can find rare loot and hidden portals to alternate dimensions. Who knows what wonders await you on our server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Falling into the Void: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixelated Pwnage Palace

    Pixelated Pwnage Palace

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme! This server is a freaking disaster in the best way possible. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with creepers and zombies instead of train cars.

    It’s amazing how bad it’s become over the past year since release. Every update we do is like taking one step forward and two steps back. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right?

    Our server is known for its outright downgrades and new bugs that pop up every time we try to improve something. It’s like a game of whack-a-mole, but instead of moles, it’s glitches.

    But don’t worry, we’ve made some good changes too. We’ve nerfed the vector because let’s face it, that thing was way too OP. We’ve also put a stop to claymore spam because nobody likes getting blown up every two seconds.

    And let’s not forget about the server browser we added. Now you can easily find your way to our server and join in on the madness.

    Oh, and we’ve also made it so you can heal at base. Because who has time to run around looking for health packs when there are mobs to slay and buildings to blow up?

    So come join our Minecraft server and experience the glorious disaster for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1601 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • ChimpoutCraft: Where Germoids Burn Everything Down for Lulz

    ChimpoutCraft: Where Germoids Burn Everything Down for Lulz
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where White European Germoids once burned down everything during a chimpout! But don’t worry, today they call themselves the “master race” and complain about the decay of civilization like it’s a hobby. 🤣

    Join us for some insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans as we rebuild from the chaos left behind by those crazy Germoids. Who knew that destruction could lead to such a hilarious turn of events?

    So grab your pickaxe, put on your helmet, and get ready to laugh your blocky butt off on our server. You won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining community anywhere else! 🤪

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and become part of the madness! 🤣🔥🎮

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Ores Mined: 7815
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyCrazies: The Neurotic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCrazies: The Neurotic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where being neurotic is actually a good thing! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly their neurotic tendencies turned into superpowers! They could mine diamonds with their mind, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers to do their bidding. It was truly a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can breakdance like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Tub of Doom, where players can relax and unwind while being attacked by flaming zombies. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

    So, if you’re tired of being judged for your neurotic tendencies, come join our server where they are celebrated and embraced. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed. See you in the world of blocks and craziness!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8303 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • OP Listen Up Minecraft Server

    OP Listen Up Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden village populated by friendly villagers who were all experts in trading rare items.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary dragon that roams the land, challenging players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2005
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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