Crafty Crap Shack | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBooty

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	94
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5566

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3890	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crops Grown:	4888	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
New Chunks Explored:	199538	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7357	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	52	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
New Chunks Explored:	717582	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	2927

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4096	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4