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Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Items Found:	4212	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3980	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlockyBooty

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	2618	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	81
Love Letters Sent:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	345	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	171	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21