so, like, u know how trudeau is all like “oh no, foreign interference bad”? well, turns out some of those conservative peeps are like totally involved in it, can u believe it? like, they’re probably using their diamond swords to hack into other countries or something, it’s cray cray. but like, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a sick minecraft server, then u should totally join ours. we got like, flying pigs and talking sheep and a secret underground disco party. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so forget about politics and come join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it. #minecraftforlife #unicornsarecool

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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