but wait, there’s more, eh? we got a hockey rink where u can challenge other players to a friendly game of ice hockey, eh? and if u win, u get a pet beaver to help u chop down trees, how awesome is that, eh?
oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a magical land of flying beavers and talking snowmen? yeah, it’s pretty wild, eh? so come join us on this crazy adventure, eh? trust me, it’s gonna be a blast, eh?
once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns descended upon our server and granted every player three wishes. that’s right, THREE wishes! you could wish for diamonds, wish for a pet dragon, wish for a castle made of cheese – the possibilities are endless! but be careful, because one player wished for a million creepers to spawn and chaos ensued. it was epic.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time we held a build battle and the winner got to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week. it was the stuff of legends, i tell you. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. it was hilarious!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now and let the craziness begin!
join our server and u can like, battle dragons and ride unicorns and have dance parties with creepers. it’s like, totally wild, dude.
we also have this secret underground base where u can find all the rarest items and like, become the ultimate minecraft master.
plus, our community is like, super cool and welcoming. u can make tons of new friends and have epic adventures together.
so, like, why wait? come join our server now and let the fun begin!
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more arguments over who gets the last piece of cake or who left the toilet seat up. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life.
Plus, we have a special feature where you can rent out virtual rooms to other players. No need to worry about your mom trying to rent out your room behind your back – on our server, you’re in control!
So come join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – unless you want to be!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!
Join us and learn the art of seduction in the virtual world. We have special pick-up lines that will make any creeper blush, and our players are experts at wooing Endermen with their smooth moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a zombie, things could get messy.
So come on over and level up your flirting game, because on our server, love is always in the air (along with a healthy dose of pixelated chaos).
we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?
Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!
| Server Focus | Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration |
|---|---|
| Community | Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events |
| Rules | No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential |
| Discord | All members must join the Discord server linked below |
Join our Discord server here
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the Minecraft server? | All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server? | Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community |
| What kind of projects are currently underway on the server? | We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute |
| Is there a specific age requirement to join the server? | We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected |
We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.
While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.
So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!
Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.
So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.