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Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	94	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7219	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	491	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Animals Bred:	147	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3448	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	89
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5981	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1237	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Emeralds Found:	6192

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	245	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1513	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Star Shards Collected:	161	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Runes Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2