BroBroCareSquadMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	83
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	47	Crops Grown:	7016
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Star Shards Collected:	115
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4741
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	696	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5522	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Potions Brewed:	153
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3908

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Players:	109/700	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4265
Potions Brewed:	118	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2