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Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Ores Mined:	9312	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	60	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4520	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7992	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	426	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Farms Harvested:	693	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5765	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	182
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1