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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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