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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Void Gems Collected: 23 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Crops Grown: 9502 Emeralds Found: 1914
Dragons Tamed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Epic Shields Constructed: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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