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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Ores Mined: 896
New Chunks Explored: 65032 Mines Excavated: 4556
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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