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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Infinity Stones Found: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 22
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Dimension Hops: 13 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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