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BondingOverMinecraftSMP

Affection, Bonding, BondingOverMinecraftSMP, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional bond, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Empathy, friendship, Intimacy, love, mutual support, non-sexual intimacy, quality time, shared experiences, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Lol, bro, forget about sex, join this epic Minecraft SMP where we create the strongest emotional bonds through building giant statues of potatoes and having intense potato sack races. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve cried tears of joy while racing against your best Minecraft buddies in a potato sack. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you want to experience the most emotionally bonding activities ever, join this SMP ASAP!

CraftyCraze18

+18, adrenaline-fueled, adventurous, bold, CraftyCraze18, Craziest, Daring, Escapade, FEARLESS, IMPULSIVE, Memories, Mischief, Outrageous, Rebellion, RECKLESS, Risk-taking, TEENAGE, thing.., unforgettable, Wild, Youthful

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6935
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that will make all your wildest dreams come true! When I was 18, I joined this server and let me tell you, it was a game-changer. We had epic battles with giant chickens, built a roller coaster that went to the moon, and even discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. And don’t even get me started on the time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. Trust me, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures of your life, you need to join this server ASAP!

BananenSMP

Achievements, Advancements, Adventures, BananenSMP, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Custom Items, deutsch, Discord, Dungeons, epic adventures, Events, German, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Server, Server Events, Start Date, Tools

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	2113
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Minecraft Server
Server Type	Modded 1.21.4
Custom Items
Advancements	Neue Herausforderungen & Erfolge!
Events
Startdate	In den Nächsten Tagen!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join now

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs on Modded 1.21.4 with custom items, advancements, events, dungeons, and more.

Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is open to all players who are interested in joining the community.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the community.

Are there any in-game events or activities planned?

Yes, we have events, dungeons, and epic adventures planned for players to participate in. Stay tuned for updates on upcoming activities.

Eternal Bliss Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, balance, Bliss, emotional intelligence, ETERNAL, friendship, health, Hedonist, Isles, Lifestyle, Moderation, Moral values, personal boundaries, pleasure seeking, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-indulgent, Selfishness, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, VALUES

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t tolerate hedonists! We’re all about building friendships and healthy gaming habits. Plus, who needs a hedonist bringing down the vibe? Not us, that’s for sure! So come on over and join the fun, where we value relationships and health over all else! Let’s build together and leave the hedonists in the dust!

BlockyJudgment

BETRAYAL, BlockyJudgment, friendship, friendship betrayal, friendship boundaries, friendship commitment, Friendship Dynamics, friendship expectations, friendship loyalty, friendship support, friendship trust, friendship values, long-term friendship, loyalty, Near Death Experience, real friends, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of fake friends who don’t show up when you’re on your deathbed? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only loyalty you need is to building epic structures and surviving the creepers!

We don’t care if you’ve known someone for years, if they don’t bring you diamond armor when you’re sick, they’re out! Cut off those toxic friendships and join a community where the only drama is whether or not to build a castle or a rollercoaster next.

So come on, leave the fake friends behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server where the only near-death experiences you’ll have are falling into lava pits or getting blown up by a stray creeper.

FlopCraft SMP: The Next Big Flop

big, biggest flop, buzzkill, disappointing release, Disappointment, Failed, failed hype, failed promise, Flop, flop of the year, FlopCraft, Hyped, let down, letdown, letdown of the century, marketing disaster, marketing fail, next big thing, overhyped, overpromised and underdelivered, Overrated, smp, underwhelming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally gonna be the next big thing? It’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it! Like, the spawn area is made entirely out of diamond blocks and there’s a secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! The main currency on the server is actually chocolate chip cookies, and you can trade them for rare items like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And every full moon, a giant dragon spawns in the sky and drops a bunch of loot for everyone to fight over. It’s like Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets Game of Thrones.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyLoveLessons

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, CraftyLoveLessons, DATING, emotional intelligence, forgiveness, growth, healing, lessons learned, letting go, past relationships, patience, personal development, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your ex’s drama. But don’t worry, our community is as strong as diamond armor and will always have your back. Plus, our dating pool is deeper than the Nether, so you’re bound to find your perfect match. Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

CraftyCanadianCrossover

bureaucracy, Canadian counterparts, Clearance, collaboration, Communication, CraftyCanadianCrossover, cross-border cooperation, foreign relations, government oversight, government regulations, international collaboration., Meeting, policy, political interference, research, restrictions, Science, scientific exchange, scientists, Trump administration, U.S. Government

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Void Gems Collected:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	188	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you need clearance to meet with other players from canada. like, what even is that? but it’s so crazy, you gotta join this server just to experience the madness. maybe trump is secretly playing minecraft and controlling everything from behind the scenes. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while building your epic minecraft castle. join now for the most wild and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident, alcohol, bedwetting, Cleanup, consequences, dreamscape, Drunk, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, Hotel, hotel charges, hotel management, hotel policy, intoxicated, mistake, Oasis, personal accountability, reimbursement, reimbursement policy, RESPONSIBILITY, shame

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about pissing the bed in a hotel again!

Why? Because on our server, you can build your own virtual hotel and pee wherever you want without any consequences!

Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll fit right in with your drunken antics. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything goes, even bed-wetting!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 40th birthday, aita, celebration, classical pianist, Communication, emotions, family dynamics, Friend, HEARTBREAK, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, misunderstandings, neurodivergent, parenting, Pictures, reconciliation, relationships, resting b*tch face, second mother, Server, Son, Stoic

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
New Chunks Explored:	250332	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Emeralds Found:	7025	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family drama unfold right before your eyes!

🎭 Meet our 45-year-old couple, their 15-year-old son Adrian, and their second mother figure, T (40F). Watch as T, the stoic yet talented classical pianist, deals with the betrayal of Adrian taking secret pictures of her! Will they reconcile or will the drama continue to escalate?

📸 Take a break from building and mining to enjoy the juicy gossip and emotional rollercoaster that is our server’s storyline. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become part of the wildest virtual family on the block! 😉🎮

NoBdayNoInviteNoCall

Birthday, Boundaries, brother, celebration, closeness, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, emotional response, exclusion, family, Invitation, misunderstanding, neglect, NoBdayNoInviteNoCall, Party, PRESENT, relationships, Resentment, sibling, social dynamics

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner party animal? Look no further than our server! Just like my brother’s 30th birthday party, we only invite the coolest and closest friends (sorry, mom, you’re not on the list).

Join us for epic celebrations and crazy adventures, just like the ones my brother had without me. Who needs an invite when you can crash the party and steal the show? Plus, we promise not to forget your birthday and leave you hanging like my brother did to me.

So come on over and let’s make some memories together, because on our server, every day is a party (even if you weren’t officially invited). Let’s show my brother how a real celebration is done – Minecraft style!

Blocky Wisdom

blocky, catch yourself, Childhood, Communication, family, Generational, habits, influence, lessons, Memories, Nostalgia, parents, phrases, quotes, Reflection, Reminiscing, Repetition, Saying, tradition, upbringing, wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Divine Spears Created:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of hearing your parents nagging you to clean your room or do your homework? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll never hear those words again! Join us and escape the real world where chores don’t exist and the only homework you’ll have is building epic structures and battling creepers!

Our server is so amazing, even your parents will want to join in on the fun! Imagine the look on their faces when they see you leading a pack of wolves into battle or riding a pig off into the sunset. They’ll be so proud of you, they might even start saying phrases like “Keep on crafting” or “Diamonds are a player’s best friend.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the virtual world and have your own army of llamas at your command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape reality and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination!

MaliMayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, atrocities, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, execute, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Mali, MaliMayhem, military intervention, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, Russian, security council, Server, united nations, violence, Wagner troops, War Crimes, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	867
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, u gotta know that we got russian wagner troops runnin’ around executin’ women and children in mali. but like, don’t worry, they only do that in the game, not in real life. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join to see the madness unfold, it’s like a virtual reality trip to the danger zone. come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and carnage of our server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane adventures.

CraftyPeaceSummit

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPeaceSummit, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Négotiation, peace process, peace talks, political tensions, russia, russian federation, summit, Ukraine, united states, US, world news

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Votes:	7720	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	7531
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so this server is like the UN of Minecraft, bringing together players from all over the world to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PVP matches. Forget about real world politics, here you can team up with players from US and Russia to take down the evil mobs and conquer the land. Plus, we have secret portals that transport you to a parallel universe where Ukraine doesn’t exist and everyone is friends. Join now for a wild ride full of adventure and friendship!

Gene Switch Patch Diabetes

autoimmune response, body processes, cell therapy, diabetes, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, Gene, gene switch, Gene therapy, GLP-1, hormone therapy, human components, immune reactions, insulin, medical breakthrough, medical technology, pancreas, Patch, scientific innovation, Swiss research, Swiss scientists, Switch

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	71
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like a gene switch for ur gaming experience! Swiss scientists have like, created dis patch dat will totally start cell therapy for ur Minecraft adventures. Just like how GLP-1 stimulates da pancreas to release insulin, dis server will stimulate ur creativity and imagination using only da best human components (aka players).

Join dis server and say goodbye to immune reactions from boring servers dat don’t understand u. Say bye-bye to interference with ur gaming process, cuz dis server is all about enhancing ur experience, not messing it up.

So come on, join dis epic Minecraft server and let’s create some insane stories together! Who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new gene switch for building epic structures and slaying dragons. Let’s do dis!

Players:	108/300	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6