LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TRYNA FIND PORN WITHOUT A BLOWJOB – IMPOSSIBLE! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A MANSION MADE OF CHEESE AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL COWS. WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE CREEPERS ARE THE DJ’S AND THE ZOMBIES ARE THE BOUNCERS. TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS CRAZY PLACE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANITY!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Potions Brewed: 194
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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