Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Emeralds Found:	1789	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4451	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	1600	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	2184
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	7289
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	365689	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	514612	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1692	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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