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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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