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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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