Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of starting a new business with your friends, without the risk of financial problems or unexpected baby deliveries.

On our server, you can have important meetings with potential investors without worrying about missing the birth of your child. And don’t worry, our virtual hospitals are fully staffed with NPCs to take care of any emergencies while you’re away.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be a successful entrepreneur without any MIL drama or guilt trips. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in Minecraft? Join now and start crafting your way to success!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

    Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

    So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

    AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

    So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Zombie Dances: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

    Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 770187 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

    Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Endless Night Skies: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 New Chunks Explored: 873124
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Enchantments Applied: 245
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

    Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!
    Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4040 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 304406 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

    On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Star Shards Collected: 67
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 188 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

    Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

    Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

    Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

    So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

    Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

    But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

    And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 4241
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyPixelSisters

    CraftyPixelSisters
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

    MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 New Chunks Explored: 673169

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

    Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

    And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

    CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

    Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9352 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

    Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

    Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 104 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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