AssassinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5047
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	1808	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Emeralds Found:	8158	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1151	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Votes:	8926
Crops Grown:	5106	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Buildings Constructed:	49	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchantments Applied:	285	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Void Gems Collected:	27

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crops Grown:	4481
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9953
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Emeralds Found:	828

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

Players:	94/400	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1049	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	106
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1