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New Server! Welcome to Valkyrie Semi Survival! Owner: JackBosquez. Have Fun! Build, pvp, and more!
If you have any questions feel free to ask in game or on here!
Follow the simple rules and be creative!
As of now, CitrusMC’s pre-season is open for visitors. We’d like to see some new faces stop in and give us feedback! Remember, a lot of features are still limited access or not active yet. This time around we are introducing peaceful factions with a new spin on boss fights; dungeon raids! Join now!
Brand NEW map, towns are already forming and the map is wide open for exploration and creativity!
Community-minded server with a family-friendly atmosphere! Come join us in the quest for survival, with perks like land claims, rollback protection, anti-grief and other server protections. Attentive staff and friendly playerbase help to make for a positive experience. Come and build your town, with us!
Our only entry requirement is that you are aged 16+
We are a mature group of players but we still know how to have a good time! If you would like to join us, please check out our forums.
🐾 Pet Paradise: Explore the world with your furry friends by your side! Collect and raise pets to join you on epic journeys.
🏡 Premium Claim Plugin: Secure your dreams and build without worry! Our premium claim plugin ensures your creations stay safe.
🌟 Custom Ranks: Climb the ranks and unlock exclusive perks! Rise from a humble builder to a legendary architect.
🎉 Epic Events: Brace yourself for exciting events that bring our community together! Unleash your competitive spirit and win fantastic prizes.
💰 Innovative Currency System: Trade, earn, and thrive in our unique economic landscape. Watch your wealth grow as you embark on new adventures.
🛒 Fancy Villager Shop: Indulge in a shopping spree at our stylish villager-run marketplace. Discover rare items and essentials for your journey.
🎩 Hat Collection: Express yourself with a vast collection of hats! From silly to sophisticated, find the perfect accessory to match your style.
🛋️ Custom Furniture: Make your builds truly unique with our custom furniture options. Design and decorate your space to reflect your personality.
🤝 Friendly Community: Join a community that values collaboration and creativity. Build lasting friendships while crafting your own masterpiece.
Thetys.fun is not just a server; it’s a home for Minecraft enthusiasts who share a passion for building, exploring, and having a great time together. Join us now and embark on a journey like no other!