Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy Enderman? Well, say goodbye to those snoozefests and say hello to our server! Why aren’t you using 4get /g/? Let me tell you, this server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, even the chickens are wearing armor!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties this side of the End Portal. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco ball, you’ll gain access to the legendary Chicken Dance Dance Revolution mini-game.
So why aren’t you using 4get /g? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – just watch out for those dancing creepers!
Are you tired of dealing with incels in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where incels are banned for their toxic behavior! We have a zero-tolerance policy for those who can’t respect women and choose to live in their mom’s basement instead.
Join us and build a world where respect and equality reign supreme. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon is a feminist! So come on, leave the incels behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, who needs incels when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?
Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD reasons:
1. Our server is home to the rarest dancing pigs you’ll ever see! These pigs have moves that would make even the most seasoned disco dancer jealous.
2. Rumor has it that there’s a secret hot tub hidden deep within the server. Legend says that anyone who finds it will be granted eternal youth and unlimited diamonds.
3. Our server is also known for its magic mushrooms that give players special powers like flying, super speed, and the ability to speak in only emojis.
4. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken army that roams the server. These chickens are trained in the art of warfare and will protect you at all costs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!
Are you tired of hearing about everyone’s exes and feeling left out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t care about your relationship status! In fact, we encourage you to focus on building epic structures and mining for diamonds instead of worrying about your ex drama.
Join us for a wild ride where the only ex you’ll have to worry about is the ex-citing adventures you’ll have in our virtual world. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Plus, our community is full of players who have never had exes either, so you’ll fit right in!
So why waste time on relationship drama when you can join our server and have a blast with like-minded players who just want to have fun? Say goodbye to ex talk and hello to building the Minecraft world of your dreams!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server offers a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Join us and embark on a journey where you seduce priests, open interdimensional portals to Universe 7 of Dragon Ball, and even fuse with Krillin to become the ultimate KEKOLD warrior!
Imagine being able to meet the strongest KEKling and have the most virile BVLLS from the multiverse at your disposal to please your wolf goddess wife. And let’s not forget about the fusion with Krillin to experience the ultimate KEKOLD pleasure of being keked by multiple wives at the same time!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and shout “KEKOLD FUUUU-SION… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” as you dive into this insane and hilarious Minecraft server experience. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!
We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!
So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!
Are you tired of feeling like a noob in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your own model from our catalogue and never feel hatred from those pesky players who mog you again!
Say goodbye to all the space women take up in your brain when all you want to do is focus on that microsecond you cum. And don’t worry about being fat and short like me, because on this server, it doesn’t matter at all!
Forget about all the mind games, shittests, and gossips that plague other servers. Join us and feel good overall, without torturing yourself over who she may have hooked up with. Trust me, she’ll regret missing out on young love anyway. So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!
Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!
So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!
Welcome to RetroMC, and oldschool style Minecraft SMP server.
Founded by players who have been here since the Alpha / Beta days, the server aims to recreate the classic Minecraft SMP feel with old school plugins like Towny, mcMMO, and Jobs!
Server Features:
Jobs Reborn
mcMMO
TownyAdvanced
ChestShop
Trade+
Dynmap
Chess
❤️ We are the most lamp project you could see anywhere. Balanced modes will give you an unforgettable experience during the entire time spent with us. Beautiful maps, thoughtful concepts, frequent events, stable hosting and this is not all that our project can boast of. We are waiting for you, and don’t forget to grab some tea, it will be difficult to tear yourself away!
*Privileges for daily login* Generous “Invite a Friend” system* Unique quest system* Frequent events and giveaways* Beautiful maps from our builders* Reliable moderation team* The most powerful anti-cheat* Balanced economy* Fast and responsive tech. support* Low ping* Supports all versions starting from 1.8* Good, wonderful, handsome, and most importantly humble Owner*Still reading the description? Stop hesitating, come in, we are already waiting for you!
✹ What do we offer?➤ An experience like no other!➤ Very in-depth Lifesteal Economy Server!➤ Great community!➤ A great place to make friends! ➤ Place to play and never get bored!
✹ What’s offered in lifesteal?➤ Tons of Jobs➤ Auction House➤ Player Shops➤ Life steal Core➤ Pvp Arena➤ Crates➤ discord.gg/jdrPPcwP4r { @everyone }
Towny | Ranks | MCMMO | Muskets | Brewery | Advanced Banking | And much, much more!
CHAUMENTAIS REBORN IS CLOSED TO NEW PLAYERS.
Chaumentais Reborn is a new Towny and economy server, set in Southwestern Europe during the early eighteenth century! Create or join a Town, gather resources, and build together on our professionally designed map of Southern France, Northwestern Italy, and Northern Spain.
PandaMine supports all versions of Minecraft 1.8.8 – 1.19.4, providing players with a comfortable place to play under the reliable guidance of the administration. For more than 4 years we have been creating an enjoyable gaming space where you can enjoy survival and PVP without lag problems.
On our server you will see beautiful buildings and a world in which there are no wipes. We offer a unique set of plugins created for your comfort and convenience. Lots of entertainment is guaranteed, and you definitely won’t get bored on our server!
What do we offer:— Multiple survival modes— BedWars, MurderMystery, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games— Statistics of the best players— Unique plugins developed by our team of programmers— Professional and fair administration— Secret Easter eggs, secrets and hidden gifts— Honest donation system
Here at Dark Purple, we strive to make sure every player is satisfied with the content we put out. Currently we only offer java survival and survival with bedrock support, but we plan on expanding to additional gamemodes for our players to enjoy soon!
We value each of our players so in order to ensure everyone is happy we have a dedicated staff team to help moderate, develop, and build for our server! We are currently accepting new applications so if you are interested feel free to apply on our linked website.
Our server currently supports Minecraft 1.16.1-1.16.5 and offers a lot of content for our players to enjoy. From crates to ranks with awesome perks to use, pvp arenas, giveaways, server events and more, our server has something for everyone to enjoy while playing survival. We pride ourselves on the community we’ve grown and we’d love to have you join us!
We hope to see you around and thank you in advance if you vote for our server!
Minebee is a upcoming server in the Minecraft Community. Standing out from our competition in many different ways, MineBee focuses on a community driven, non pay2win experience. Want to be apart of this amazing community? Join today! (edited)
Welcome to Noles Network! A Minecraft Network created with the goal of providing an unforgettable gaming experience. We are confident that you will enjoy our gamemodes, which are packed with features and ensure a lag-free gaming experience.
