Welcome to our Minecraft server where our air defense is so OP, it has a 99% hit rate against even our best weapons! Like, what nuuuu 😂🚀
Join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your epic base. Trust us, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode but with a side of adrenaline rush! 💥
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and give you a taste of what it’s like to be a real-life superhero, then look no further. Join us now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🦸♂️💣
Disclaimer: No actual missiles were harmed in the making of this server. 😉
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.
So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, we once intercepted missiles launched by Iran with our expertly crafted diamond swords! That’s right, we’re not just building castles and farming crops here, we’re saving the world from nuclear warfare one block at a time. Join us if you want to be part of a team of fearless warriors who are not afraid to take on any challenge, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show those pesky creepers and skeletons who’s boss!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a battlefield where anything can happen! Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over virtual diamonds, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests to find the mythical “Golden Creeper” rumored to grant wishes to those who can defeat it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or fight against them in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you on the frontlines of Minecraft madness!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a manga that never ends…until it abruptly does! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through our world filled with fish people who take medicine to keep their lower bodies human (because who needs a fish tail, am I right?).
Join us and meet the human girl Wakasa Otomi who loves fish people and is eager to meet as many as she can, including the self-conscious lantern fish girl Tsutsumi Anko. Together, you’ll tackle fish-related problems that intersect with ordinary high-schooler issues. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!
So why wait? Dive into the absurdity and hilarity of our server, where the true ending is the friends you make along the way (and maybe a questionable source Japanese cartoon drawing or two). Trust us, some things just never change…like the fact that fish people are always welcome in our town!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained commandos who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or even evil tuna fish that try to attack you. That’s right, we take our tuna protection very seriously here.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures, rare items, and a never-ending buffet of pizza. Because who doesn’t love pizza while mining for diamonds?
3. Our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Tuna boss, a giant fish with legs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win exclusive loot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and hilarious structures, from giant toilets to pixel art of famous memes. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3 today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance
16 gigs of RAM, dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz, Ryzen 9 5950X CPU
Special Mod
Origins mod with 9 base origins and 61 custom origins
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. Can I appeal a ban or punishment?
Yes, the server emphasizes fair moderation, so you can appeal a ban or punishment for true rulebreaks.
2. Will the server ever reset?
No, there are absolutely NO resets, allowing players to enjoy the server for years.
3. How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?
The server operates on a system where a central area has claims, graves, and rules against griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands is resource-rich but allows these actions.
4. Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?
Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they need to be high quality and balanced.
5. Are there player-driven factions or teams?
Yes, there are various teams you can join or create, each with their own goals and ideologies.
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of humor, even if it’s a little questionable! Join us if you want to experience a world where political correctness goes out the window and laughter is the only rule.
On our server, you’ll find players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of comedy, like calling themselves “nigga” even if they’re as white as a snowman. It’s all in good fun, right? So if you’re looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time without worrying about being too sensitive, then this is the server for you.
Come join us and see just how far we can take our jokes and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget what being offended feels like. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to the most swashbuckling Minecraft server on the seven seas! Join us if ye be lookin’ for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, ship battles, and plunderin’ galore!
Why should ye join our crew, ye ask? Well, let me tell ye a tale of a legendary pirate who once sailed these waters. They say he buried his treasure deep within the server, guarded by fearsome creatures and deadly traps. Will ye be the one to uncover his riches and claim the title of Pirate King?
But beware, me mateys, for this server be filled with all sorts of wacky shenanigans. From exploding chickens to dancing skeletons, ye never know what mischief ye might encounter on your journey. So grab yer sword and set sail for the craziest Minecraft adventure ye ever did see!
So what are ye waitin’ for? Join us now and let the plunderin’ begin! Aye aye, my mateys!
We are a distinguished and whitelisted Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that mirrors the immersive spirit of the renowned Hermitcraft community. At Solarion, we take pride in fostering an inviting, congenial, and committed player base that warmly embraces newcomers. Our objective is to establish an inclusive environment where diversity thrives, making it an ideal home for a wide range of players. Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4 and extends a warm welcome to potential members.
Our Vision
Curated roster of plugins to enhance gameplay while preserving the essence of Vanilla Minecraft experience.
Community
Welcomes players of varied playstyles, catering to diverse preferences within the community with engaging projects and events.
Commitment to The Vanilla Experience
Steadfast commitment to upholding the genuine Vanilla Minecraft experience, incorporating quality-of-life plugins but abstaining from game-altering features.
Application Process
Comprehensive whitelist process aimed at cultivating a harmonious and inviting player base, tailored application requirements, join Discord for access to application process and vibrant community.
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What version of Minecraft does Solarion SMP operate on?
A: Solarion SMP operates on Java 1.20.4.
Q: What plugins does Solarion SMP use?
A: Some notable plugins used on Solarion SMP include Drop Heads, SinglePlayerSleep, Armor Stand Tools, DiscordSRV, Coreprotect, Simple VoiceChat, and Axgraves.
Q: What is the age group of players on Solarion SMP?
A: The community on Solarion SMP is predominantly composed of players aged 18 and above.
Q: How can I join Solarion SMP?
A: To join Solarion SMP, familiarize yourself with the server rules, apply through the comprehensive whitelist process, and join the Discord platform for seamless access to the application process and to connect with the community.
