AssassinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	4313	Potions Brewed:	196
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	3201	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Votes:	3842
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Love Letters Sent:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Mines Excavated:	1425	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	9115	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	496	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

BeatBlock Minecraft SMP

amazon music, apple music, audio quality, BeatBlock, curated content, Deezer, Google Play Music, Minecraft, music discovery, music library, music platform, music recommendations, offline listening, PANDORA, personalized playlists, smp, soundcloud, spotify, streaming, subscription services, Tidal, user interface, youtube music

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mines Excavated:	4072	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just gotta join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, imagine this, you log on and you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, like what even bro, it’s wild. And then you see this massive castle made entirely out of diamonds, like who even has that many diamonds, am I right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. There’s this secret underground lair where all the players go to have epic dance parties, like we’re talking disco balls, lava pits, the whole shebang. And the best part? The DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, like how cool is that?

Oh, and did I mention the flying llamas? Yeah, that’s right, you can ride a llama through the sky while shooting fireworks out of a bow and arrow. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

BlockbusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, cinema favorites, essential movies, favorite movies, film must-sees., film recommendations, movie bucket list, movie list, movie must haves, movie suggestions, must see cinema, must see classics, must see films, must see flicks, must see list, must see movies, must watch cinema, must watch films, must watch list, must-watch movies, top movies

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience movie magic like never before! Our server is equipped with a state-of-the-art movie theater where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky, pixelated glory. But here’s the twist – all the movies are acted out by our resident group of chickens! That’s right, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken version of Titanic or The Avengers. So grab some popcorn (or seeds for the chickens) and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5