Where the Fuck is it? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Are you ready for a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our mysterious Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive “Where the fuck is it?” treasure. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties and build giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HangryHubbyNoPlate

Burnout, Communication, Cooking, dinner time, division of labor, family dynamics, family meals, Gender Roles, grocery bags, grocery haul, grocery shopping, grocery store, HangryHubbyNoPlate, household chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, meal planning, meal prep, mealtime, traditional roles, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CompliCraft

Achievements, Appearance, CompliCraft, compliments, Confidence, Personality, positive feedback, praise, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-perception, self-validation, Skills, success, Talents, validation

Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Biden administration, CNN Politics, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Demand, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, humanitarian situation, Improvement, international relations, Israel, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace efforts, Server, Support, united states, us politics

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyComradeJailbreak

activism, antiwar, CraftyComradeJailbreak, current events, DAUGHTER, drawing, family, Father, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Justice, News, Political, protest, protest art, released, russia, Russian

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

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karlssonSMP Overview

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Flip Out Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

bug tracker, Craft, Datdota, Dota 2, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Lovers, News, Opendota, patches, shadow fiend, smp, Spectral.gg, statistics, steam community, Stratz, STREAMS, Updates, Wiki

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DadTalksOrNahMC

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, DadTalksOrNahMC, Emotional support, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Values, favoritism, love and care, parental figure, parenting, personal boundaries, protective brother, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CheerMeUpMC SMP

cheer up, CheerMeUpMC, comfort food, coping strategies, Emotional support, Exercise, feeling down, Gratitude, Happiness, hobbies, Laughter, mental health, mindfulness, mood boosters, music therapy, positive thinking, positivity, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KaraokeCraft

#karaoke bar, crowd favorite, Entertainment, favorite song, Fun, go-to song, Karaoke, karaoke machine, karaoke night, KaraokeCraft, Lyrics, microphone, Music, night out, Party, Performance, playlist, sing-along, singing, talent, vocal

Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

Alliance, Battalion, cooperation, Edition, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global affairs, intel sources, international relations, International security, KremlinCraft, Manpower Shortages, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, North Korea, political news, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, soldiers

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

active lifestyle, cardiovascular health, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise intensity, FITNESS, health benefits, health outcomes, Intensity, lifestyle choices, long tail tags, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, mortality rates, mortality risk, physical activity, public health, research team, Risk, scientific discovery, Server, well-being

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

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Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!