Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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