Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Farms Harvested: 555
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • AmmoDepotSmashCraft

    AmmoDepotSmashCraft
    join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 38 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

    Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus
    Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

    Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Requirements
    • Over 18 years old
    • Active player
    • Love building
    What we offer
    • Free world without plugins
    • Server with 70 mods (70% building mods)
    • Mods like Create and MineColonies
    • Pleasant time spent together
    • Responsive server host

    Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
    Are there any restrictions on building? No, you are free to build as you please
    Can I invite my friends to the server? Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
    Is there any way to communicate with other players? Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server

    Nationalize the Oil Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of those pesky climate activists trying to save the environment? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner eco-villain as you destroy trees, pollute the rivers, and pave over every inch of green space. Show those activists who’s boss by joining our server and proving that global warming is just a myth created by tree-hugging hippies. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of evil robots who are hell-bent on destroying the planet for their own nefarious purposes. So come on, join us and help us rid the world of those pesky do-gooders once and for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 16
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics

    Jr’s Confusing Minecraft SMP Antics
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further, because our SMP is the place to be for all the wackiness and shenanigans you could ever want!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and questionable family dynamics. Who knows, maybe Jr. isn’t actually her kid because he’s secretly a llama in disguise! And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers and their secret underground dance parties.

    So why should you join our SMP? Because where else can you witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because it’s about to get weird.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8543 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of complicated family relationships and drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is so drama-free, even your dad’s 3rd wife’s affair partner’s cousin’s dog won’t cause any issues.

    We understand the struggle of trying to maintain a relationship with a distant parent, which is why we offer a virtual escape where you can build your dream world without any family drama. Plus, our server is so addictive, your dad will have to schedule visits around your Minecraft playtime!

    So come join us and let go of all the real-life drama. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join now and build your way to happiness, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyExSibsPoor

    CraftyExSibsPoor
    Looking for drama and chaos in your Minecraft server? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the crazy twists and turns of a soap opera! Join now to witness exes fighting over virtual custody of their pixelated kids, with plot twists involving overseas boyfriends, unexpected pregnancies, and family money drama. Will you choose to help out your virtual ex in need, or watch the drama unfold from afar? Join our server now for a wild ride of virtual family dynamics and outrageous storylines!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Crops Grown: 6510
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • KidBelievedLiesMC SMP

    KidBelievedLiesMC SMP
    Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our SMP, that’s actually true! Our server is located on a secret underground network that connects directly to China. So not only can you build epic bases and battle mobs, but you can also trade with pandas and eat authentic Chinese food while playing. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a PvP match, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew as a kid!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • BlockyLove: CraftyConnections

    BlockyLove: CraftyConnections
    Are you tired of building relationships that crumble faster than a sandcastle in a rainstorm? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find out what makes a lasting relationship in the world of blocks and pixels.

    Our server is like a virtual love potion, bringing players together in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against evil mobs to building majestic castles together, you’ll forge bonds that will withstand the test of time.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of friendship on virtual worlds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into while being a part of this social experiment?

    So come on, join us and discover the true meaning of friendship in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated community. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Crops Grown: 7497
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CraftyFurryPride

    CraftyFurryPride
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. like, imagine a world where anthropomorphic animals, like furries and stuff, are like, considered the coolest thing ever. well, on this server, that’s like, totally the reality, dude.

    we got russian officials, like, recommending to recognise all the furry peeps as part of the lgbt community. like, what even, right? but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    join us and be part of the most outrageous and hilarious community ever. build your own furry kingdom, have epic battles with other furries, and just have a blast, man.

    so, like, come on and join us. who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the furries. let’s make minecraft great again, one furry at a time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC: Where mining skills are put to the test…and then promptly blown up

    BoberMC

    Overview

    Feature Description
    Bober Battles
    • Spawn in a random location on a 10kx10k map
    • Select which hero you want to choose (miner, warrior, mage)
    • Collect resources, survive and fight other players
    • The world shrinks over time, forcing you into confrontations with other players
    Events
    • Weekly events with Polish Youtubers, Streamers
    • On Oct. 12th we are hosting a tournament with a 1.000 ZL prize

    This is a Polish server, hosted in Wrocław, Poland. Some events require you to speak Polish and have your parent’s permission to participate.

    Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/sBqC6zCcgm

    The server IP is: bobermc.pl

    We are looking for members who speak Polish and English to volunteer as moderators on discord.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can players choose their own hero in Bober Battles? Yes, players can select from miner, warrior, and mage as their hero.
    Do players need to speak Polish to participate in events? Some events may require participants to speak Polish, so make sure to check the event details.
    Is parental permission required for all events? No, parental permission is only required for certain events. Make sure to verify with event organizers.
    Where can players volunteer as moderators on discord? You can express your interest in volunteering as a moderator on discord by contacting the server administrators.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rog – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Ragnarok Online to a whole new level of insanity! Join us on Ragna/v/3, where the EXP is 7x, Equip is 5x, Misc is 3x, and Cards are a whopping 10x – because who needs balance when you can have chaos?

    Why should you join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the only active 4chan guild in the entire Minecraft universe. That’s right, you can be part of a community that thrives on memes, trolls, and general shenanigans.

    Looking for resources? Look no further than ratemyserver.net, divine-pride.net, irowiki.org/classic/Main_Page, and rocalc.com/skillsim. Just be careful with those iROwiki links – one wrong click and you might end up in the Renewal article, where chaos reigns supreme.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience Ragnarok Online like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a wild Steve wielding a Mjolnir and riding a Poring into battle. The possibilities are endless, and the fun is guaranteed. See you in-game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP

    > he thinks Trump will fix anything Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Ores Mined: 7008
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • StepBlameCraft

    StepBlameCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    Ever wanted to experience the chaos of a family with six kids, two sets of twins, and a divorce that led to a rift that could rival the Grand Canyon? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Mark, the son who blames his mom for his parents’ divorce and can’t seem to get along with his step-family. Will he ever learn to take responsibility for his actions? Only time will tell on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud, where you’ll have to choose sides and navigate the treacherous waters of familial relationships. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like ours anywhere else. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and entertainment!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Enchantments Applied: 235
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 533484 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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