Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to work hard for your inheritance? Well, look no further because on our server, there was a cashnado that wiped out all inheritance! That’s right, no more relying on your rich uncle’s fortune to get ahead in the game. Now you have to earn your diamonds the old-fashioned way – by mining and crafting like a true warrior.
Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only thing falling from the sky is cold hard cash (thanks to the cashnado, of course). Build your empire from the ground up, literally, as you navigate through a world where money doesn’t grow on trees – it falls from the sky in a whirlwind of chaos.
So come on down and join the fun on our server where the only thing guaranteed is that you won’t be getting any inheritance. But hey, who needs it when you’ve got a cashnado on your side?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a hero in our epic battles against the evil mobs that threaten to take over our pixelated world.
Once, a group of players were fighting over a rare diamond block when suddenly, I swooped in and showed them this hilarious meme. The conflict was instantly diffused as everyone couldn’t stop laughing. That’s the kind of power you’ll have on our server – the power to bring peace through memes!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the title of Chicken Champion.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for a wild ride of memes, battles, and chicken dance-offs. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got asian girls who are all about that white boy love! Share your craziest stories and pics of asian girls in your life who can’t resist a good ol’ white man.
One player even shared a story about his little sister getting down with a white dude in a diamond armor suit – talk about a love story for the ages! Join us for some scandalous fun and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the chaos begin!
Back2Basics is a one of a kind server that started in December of 2023. Our goal is to provide players with a unique place to play survival on with their friends, that isn’t stuffed with 100 random plugins. Here are some key features:
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a manga that never ends…until it abruptly does! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through our world filled with fish people who take medicine to keep their lower bodies human (because who needs a fish tail, am I right?).
Join us and meet the human girl Wakasa Otomi who loves fish people and is eager to meet as many as she can, including the self-conscious lantern fish girl Tsutsumi Anko. Together, you’ll tackle fish-related problems that intersect with ordinary high-schooler issues. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!
So why wait? Dive into the absurdity and hilarity of our server, where the true ending is the friends you make along the way (and maybe a questionable source Japanese cartoon drawing or two). Trust us, some things just never change…like the fact that fish people are always welcome in our town!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained commandos who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or even evil tuna fish that try to attack you. That’s right, we take our tuna protection very seriously here.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures, rare items, and a never-ending buffet of pizza. Because who doesn’t love pizza while mining for diamonds?
3. Our server is home to the legendary Not-A-Tuna boss, a giant fish with legs who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win exclusive loot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.
4. We host weekly build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous and hilarious structures, from giant toilets to pixel art of famous memes. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join Commando 49: It’s Not a Tuna! 3 today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance
16 gigs of RAM, dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz, Ryzen 9 5950X CPU
Special Mod
Origins mod with 9 base origins and 61 custom origins
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. Can I appeal a ban or punishment?
Yes, the server emphasizes fair moderation, so you can appeal a ban or punishment for true rulebreaks.
2. Will the server ever reset?
No, there are absolutely NO resets, allowing players to enjoy the server for years.
3. How does the Safezone-Borderlands system work?
The server operates on a system where a central area has claims, graves, and rules against griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands is resource-rich but allows these actions.
4. Can I suggest custom origins for the Origins mod?
Yes, you can suggest custom origins, but they need to be high quality and balanced.
5. Are there player-driven factions or teams?
Yes, there are various teams you can join or create, each with their own goals and ideologies.
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace all forms of humor, even if it’s a little questionable! Join us if you want to experience a world where political correctness goes out the window and laughter is the only rule.
On our server, you’ll find players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of comedy, like calling themselves “nigga” even if they’re as white as a snowman. It’s all in good fun, right? So if you’re looking for a place where you can let loose and have a good time without worrying about being too sensitive, then this is the server for you.
Come join us and see just how far we can take our jokes and shenanigans. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget what being offended feels like. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Welcome to the most swashbuckling Minecraft server on the seven seas! Join us if ye be lookin’ for a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, ship battles, and plunderin’ galore!
Why should ye join our crew, ye ask? Well, let me tell ye a tale of a legendary pirate who once sailed these waters. They say he buried his treasure deep within the server, guarded by fearsome creatures and deadly traps. Will ye be the one to uncover his riches and claim the title of Pirate King?
But beware, me mateys, for this server be filled with all sorts of wacky shenanigans. From exploding chickens to dancing skeletons, ye never know what mischief ye might encounter on your journey. So grab yer sword and set sail for the craziest Minecraft adventure ye ever did see!
So what are ye waitin’ for? Join us now and let the plunderin’ begin! Aye aye, my mateys!
