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ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

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Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Items Found:	4132	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7145
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

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Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5129

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5482

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8346
Buildings Constructed:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	137	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5