The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RespawnWishList

Activists, Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, famous personalities, Heroes, Historical figures, Icons, influential people, innovators, inspirations, Leaders, Legends, Musicians, politicians, pop culture icons, RespawnWishList, role models, scientists, Who do you wish was still alive, Writers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

6 year old girl, Animals, assault, Attack prevention, Awareness, brave, children, CraftyMonkey, crime, foils, HEROIC, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, man, Minecraft, Monkey Attack, News, Protection, rape, Safety, Server, times of india

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BorderBreachersMC

airborne forces, airborne troops, border security, BorderBreachersMC, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military operation, national defense, penetrate, political tensions, russia, Russian border, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	316270
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

action, adaptation, Adventure, Anime, comedy, cult classic, Drama, Edition, FANTASY, Fiction, japanese, light novel, Minecraft, Monogatari, Monogatari Series, Monster, Mystery, Off & Monster, Popular, romance, Season, Server, Supernatural, We Love Snake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

child’s play, cinch, EASY, Effortless, Minecraft, no difficulty, no hassle, no problem, no sweat, no trouble, not challenging, not complicated, not hard, Peasy, piece of cake, plain sailing, Simple, smooth sailing, smp, Snap, straightforward, uncomplicated, walk in the park

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Celeb Server

Before Sunrise, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Conversations, Crafty, cult classic, Edition, ethan hawke, european cinema, film, Hollywood, indie film, Julie Delpy, love story, Movie, relationship, Rodrigo, romance, Server, sunrise, travel, vienna

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4029	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

2000 years later, ancient puzzles, Ancient Riddles, Ancient Secrets, answer, historical conundrums, historical enigmas, Historical Mysteries, historical puzzles, historical queries, historical uncertainties, historical unknowns, Minecraft, No Answer, smp, unanswered history, unanswered inquiries, unanswered mysteries, unanswered questions, unresolved history, Years

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

cheques, college, Communication, dynamic, Financial, Friends, income, Inheritance, LANDLORD, LandlordCraft, mail, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Portfolio, real estate, Rent, roommates, Secrets, Server, surnames, TAXES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Farms Harvested:	331	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
New Chunks Explored:	465904	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Wisdom

blocky, daily reminders, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, inner peace, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, philosophy, positive affirmations, quotes, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, words to live by

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, climate change, disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency response, extreme weather, flood damage, flood victims, flood warning, FloodCraft, Flooding, Floods, heavy rainfall, Ishikawa, Ishikawa floods, Japan, Japan floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, record rain, Server, Tragedy, weather

come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ores Mined:	3663	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Dragon Eggs Found:	3593
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.