SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, children, clubbing, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, devil costume, Friend, friendship, halloween costume, Halloween plans, inappropriate outfit, Jealousy, Minecraft, parents, Server, slut shaming, spookycraft, Trick or treating, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s Halloween outfit? Look no further! Join our server for a devilishly good time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!

So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8496	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	2823
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mines Excavated:	2234

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

2024.., AI model, chemistry, complex structures, computational protein design, Crafty, David Baker, Demis Hassabis, designers, discoveries, John Jumper, Nobel Prize, popular science background, Potential, Predictors, press release, protein, protein structure prediction, proteins, scientific explanation, structure, Video

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Animals Bred:	166
Dragon Eggs Found:	2563	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Emeralds Found:	8388

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Whip It Good Minecraft Server

behavioral issues, child development, controversy, corporal punishment, Country, cultural norms, discipline, education, Flag, Good, Minecraft, parents, Permitted, physical punishment, Primary school, Rural, school policy, Server, Slapping, Students, Supported, Teacher, WHIP

Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Get Real Minecraft SMP

adventurous living, alternative housing, city services, community living, dream home, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, floating community, houseboat living, Minecraft, Minimalism, off grid living, real, remote living, smp, sustainable living, tax benefits, tax-free living, unconventional housing, unconventional living, unique lifestyle, waterfront living, Yellowknife

Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	83

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

athletic apparel, body confidence, exercise attire, fitness culture, male body image, male fashion, male fitness, male runners, Minecraft, outdoor exercise, physical activity, running etiquette, running in public, running in the heat, running outdoors, Self-expression, shirtless running, ShirtlessSteve, smp, societal norms, summer exercise, workout clothing, Workout Gear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Close Call Craft

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, Call, cheating death, close, close call, Craft, death-defying experience, facing death, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-threatening situation, living on the edge, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful to be alive, traumatic experience

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	245	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border security, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, cross-border cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, historical agreement, international relations, iran, military presence, military withdrawal, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, political shift, Post-Soviet era, regional dynamics, Russian border guards, security cooperation, Server, Troop withdrawal

come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7997
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	383189

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

aggression, Armed Forces, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, russians, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, violence, War

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Love Letters Sent:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5789	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, 2view, advice, company secrets, Content Creation, Content Creator, Corpo, doxxing forum, ExpertArmcha1r, groomed, GroomedCraft, Grooming, Kawaii, Kiwifarms, Minecraft, online communities, online safety, privacy concerns, Proctor Zakharov, Server, social media, SpinOff, twitter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

chuuba, Disappearance, disappearance case, DISAPPEARS, eerie, gtPurple, last quarter, Minecraft, mysterious circumstances, Mystery, Paranormal, Purple, smp, spooky, strange, Supernatural, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected event, unexplained, unsolved mystery, vanish, vanishes, year

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!