SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyWakeUpLand

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Do you log on to our Minecraft server, of course! Why waste time brushing your teeth or eating breakfast when you could be building a giant roller coaster that launches pigs into space? Our server is the only place where you can ride on a llama-powered flying carpet while battling an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. So join us now and start your day the Minecraft way!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyPridePalace

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so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz the Georgian president refused to sign some anti-LGBT bill into law! like, how crazy is that?! we’re all about inclusivity and rainbow sheep on this server, so if u wanna build ur dream pride parade float or just chill with some cool peeps, this is the place to be! plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret rainbow cave hidden deep in the mines, u’ll unlock a special power that lets u shoot glitter at ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s spread some love and rainbows in the minecraft world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Auto Pause Adventures

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join this epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can do your homework for you. plus, our server has a built-in auto-pause feature for when you need to take a break and read a book or eat a sandwich.

come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant chicken attack).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1072	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Fly Brain Circuitry Craft

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Yo, so like, we got this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the first wiring diagram of a fruit fly’s brain up in here! It’s got like 140,000 neurons and over 50 million connections, like whaaat?! Join our server and you’ll be able to tap into the mind of a fruit fly and see the world in a whole new way. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total trip, man. So come on over and get your brain fried in the best way possible!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RLFactions season 1: PVP, MODDED, FACTIONS… and a sprinkle of chaos!

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Server Name	RLFactions
Season	1
Server Type	Heavily modded factions
Features	RlCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay
Discord	Click here to join

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What makes RLFactions different from other Minecraft servers?

RLFactions offers a unique blend of RlCraft survival challenges with traditional factions-based gameplay. It provides a more intense and competitive environment for players looking for a tough survival challenge.

2. How can I join RLFactions?

To join RLFactions, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions. The server staff will guide you through the process of joining and getting started.

3. Can I play on RLFactions solo or is it recommended to join a faction?

While you can technically play on RLFactions solo, joining a faction is highly recommended as it adds a strategic depth to the gameplay. Working with a faction can help you survive and thrive in the challenging environment of RLFactions.

4. Are there any specific rules or guidelines I need to follow on RLFactions?

Yes, RLFactions has its own set of rules and guidelines that all players are expected to follow. These rules are in place to ensure fair play, promote a positive gaming environment, and prevent any form of cheating or exploitation.

5. Will there be regular updates and events on RLFactions?

RLFactions aims to provide regular updates and organize events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging for all players. These updates may include new features, fixes, and enhancements based on player feedback and suggestions.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Popularity? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so popular because we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and potions that turn you into a literal dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mines Excavated:	4181	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CYOA Refuge Thread Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take CYOAs to a whole new level! Join us in our wacky world where you can create your own adventure and choose your own path.

In our previous thread, we had players facing off against evil unicorns, building castles out of cheese, and even taming dragons with nothing but a rubber chicken. The possibilities are endless!

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our vintage edition world? Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling – leave it up to fate and see where the madness takes you!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a CYOA experience like no other. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Ores Mined:	643	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VeggieVeto Thanksgiving

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of food choices and not forcing our vegan beliefs on others! Join us for a wild ride filled with turkey-loving adventures and non-stop drama.

Imagine a world where the main dish is always turkey, and the only vegan options are virtual ones. Our server is a safe haven for meat lovers and a nightmare for militant vegans. Will you stand up for your right to eat turkey on Thanksgiving, or will you be swayed by the influencer vegans trying to convert you?

Embark on quests to find the perfect turkey recipe, build a virtual steakhouse, or even start a virtual farm to raise your own turkeys. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and enjoy your virtual meals guilt-free.

Join us now and show Mark and Pam that turkey will always reign supreme, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual food fight with them over the last piece of turkey on Thanksgiving!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FoodieCraft SMP

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Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the food combos are out of this world! We’ve got players who swear by their ketchup and ice cream sandwiches, and others who can’t get enough of their pickles dipped in hot fudge. But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Pancake Palace, where every morning starts with a stack of bacon-infused pancakes topped with maple syrup and whipped cream. So if you’re ready to expand your culinary horizons and join a community of foodie Minecrafters, then this is the server for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	105
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPeekaboo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a chance to witness the most hilarious accidental nudity you’ve ever seen – trust us, you won’t be able to unsee it! Our players have a knack for finding themselves in the most outrageous situations, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CeasefireCraft2021

Biden administration, cease-fire, cease-fire agreement, CeasefireCraft2021, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution efforts., crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign policy, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, message shift, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, negotiation tactics, peace negotiations, political strategy, regional stability, united states

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell you, it’s like the Wild West meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory up in here!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and creepers that do the Macarena before they blow up your house! And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor-wearing llamas that roam the land like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Biden administration had to take a break from pressing Israel-Hezbollah cease-fires just to check it out. They were all like, “Whoa, this place is off the chain! We gotta shift our message to tell everyone about this epic Minecraft server!”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner block-building, mob-fighting, adventure-seeking self run wild in this insane Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your sense of humor, then you might be in trouble.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Household Happiness: Gender Roles Reversed

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LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA FEEL DA HAPPINESS LIKE AUSTRALIAN HOUSEHOLDS! MEN, U CAN DO DA DISHES AND FEEL DA JOY, WOMEN, U CAN CHILLAX AND NOT DO AS MUCH WORK! PLUS, GARDENING IS DA KEY TO HAPPINESS FOR EVERYONE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA DIVISION OF LABOUR LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #HAPPYHOUSEHOLDS #GARDENINGJOY #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

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Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Secret Passages Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, CleanCraft, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict, domestic duties, equality, Expectations, Frustration, Household, housework, living together, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sharing, teamwork

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1