Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further! Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not!
But that’s not all – we only accept players who have attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That’s right, if you’re not a wizard or witch, you’re not welcome here. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows those with a magical background to enter.
So come join us on our mystical, chaotic, and downright hilarious server. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to bring your wand and a sense of humor!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our friendly community of players includes a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. Trust us, it’s a spud-tacular experience you won’t find anywhere else.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Ender Chicken boss, whose clucks of fury will strike fear into even the bravest of players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a pair of golden feather boots that let you jump higher than a kangaroo on a trampoline.
So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rodeo clown on a unicycle? Look no further, because our server is like a circus on steroids! We’ve got more diversity than a bag of Skittles, with players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos.
Join us and you’ll be able to witness jaw-dropping feats of engineering, like a giant roller coaster made entirely out of melons. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold!
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as diverse as a box of crayons and as crazy as a bag of cats? Plus, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera, so you’ll never be bored. Come join the fun and see for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!
Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be forced to do is have FUN! Imagine a world where niggers are actually just cute little creatures that sit at the back of your minecart and cheer you on as you ride through our epic landscapes.
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our vast world filled with diamonds, dragons, and dancing llamas! Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re riding on a rainbow made of skittles!
So why wait? Hop on board and let’s make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: No actual niggers were harmed or forced to sit at the back in the making of this server)
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white males ended slavery just so you could join us and have a blast! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind other players with jealousy.
– Creepers are actually friendly here and give you hugs instead of exploding.
– Our ender dragon is a professional magician and will wow you with his disappearing act.
– The villagers have a secret dance party every night and you’re invited to join in.
– The nether is actually a tropical paradise with lava slides and magma hot tubs.
So come on and join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where even the most ridiculous things can happen!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to shake things up!
Join us and experience a world where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your own fabulous rainbow castle, ride unicorns through fields of glitter, and battle evil homophobes with your sparkly sword of justice.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gay Pride Parade, where players can show off their best rainbow outfits and dance to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits.
So come on down to Our Minecraft Server and let your rainbow flag fly high! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so much fun?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything can happen, even getting punched in the face by an African-American live on TV! But don’t worry, because on our server, violence is hilarious and anything goes!
Join us for the chance to experience unpredictable chaos and outrageous shenanigans like never before. Who knows, you might even become famous for being the first person to get punched in the face by an African-American on live television in Minecraft history!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embrace the madness today! Just make sure to pack some extra bandages in case things get a little too wild.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Joggers and Pajeets how to sue Japan for racial discrimination!
Join us for some outrageous fun as we embark on a quest to build a world where Joggers and Pajeets unite against injustice and create a utopia like no other!
Who knew that Minecraft could be so lit and woke at the same time? Join us now and be a part of this epic journey!
[IN DEV NEED ADMINS] PrimeCraft is back and better than ever with Factions, PvP , Mini Games, Survival and Skyblock, If your interested in becoming an Admin on PrimeCraft please join and talk to magictoth (me) about becoming a server admin 🙂 thank you, -PrimeSecurity
A fun new lifesteal server made in 2023 // Looking for staff // and new players that are willing to help and have a good time there is absolutely no land claim except from spawn and it is a semi anarchy server! we hope to see u join!
We are a 1.13 Towny server with a few added extras such as Epic Hoppers, Werewolves, Vampires and Silk Spawners. We have many more plans for the future so come and visit our server and join our amazing community.
Join ArticSMP – Explore Our Thriving Minecraft World!Looking for an exciting Minecraft SMP server? Look no further than ArticSMP Network! Embark on an epic journey in our brand-new world, filled with adventure and possibilities.Community-PvP Focused: Engage in thrilling combat in our CPVP-based server! Test your skills in our custom-designed arena just outside spawn and experience adrenaline-pumping battles.Features That Set Us Apart:Lag-Free Gameplay: Say goodbye to lag! Experience smooth, uninterrupted gameplay on our server.Thriving Economy: Dive into an economy-driven world, where your efforts are rewarded!Exciting Events: Participate in events that keep the excitement levels soaring! From competitions to gatherings, there’s always something happening.Generous Giveaways: Win exciting rewards through our regular giveaways!Community & Support:Join a warm, welcoming community supported by dedicated staff always ready to assist you!Staff Opportunities:We’re on the lookout for passionate and committed staff members to join our team. If you’re interested in contributing to an incredible server, apply now!
SkyDreams is a Minecraft network, currently featuring Skyblock and Prisons as the main attractions. We offer exciting, free gameplay for the entire minecraft community!
This is a private SMP server, that is mainly community formed. We are anti griefing and will have special events every now and then. To be able to play, please contact me on Discord. Void#1912
