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Anti Love Zone 1.20.2

1.20.2, alone, Anti, anti-valentine, bitter, celebration, Cupid, dislike, February 14th, hate, HEARTBREAK, loathe, long tail, love, negative emotions, now.., Over.., relationship, Resentment, Romantic, single, tags, Valentine’s Day, Zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Yo, forget about Valentine’s Day, that’s so last week! Join our Minecraft server and escape the lovey-dovey crap with us! We don’t need hearts and flowers, we need diamonds and creepers!

On our server, you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some virtual love with a fellow player who also hates Valentine’s Day! Who needs romance when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

So come join us and let’s celebrate Anti-Valentine’s Day in style! Who needs love when you have a blocky world to conquer? Let’s show Cupid who’s boss!

Creeper Madness Land

abusive father, bitter, broken spine, Bullied, charismatic, coping mechanisms, creeper, depression, DISILLUSIONED, Drinking, Drugs, Emotional support, Friends, genuine question, Grades, hobbies, hospitalization, introverted, kill myself, Land, lawsuit, life worth it, lifting, madness, mental illness, ostracized, porn, psycho dad, reading, reclusive, self-pity, socializing, survival instincts, throw in the towel, traumatized mother, unreliable source

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Star Shards Collected:	60	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to throw in the towel and join us in this wild world of blocky adventures? We’ve got a community like no other, filled with players who understand the struggle of life and are here to support you emotionally (even if it’s in a chaotic way).

Join us as we lift, read, and socialize in our virtual world, where you can escape from the brutal realities of life. Build friendships, explore new lands, and maybe even find some solace in this pixelated paradise.

Don’t let your mental health spiral out of control, come hang out with us and let’s survive together. Whether you’re reclusive or outgoing, there’s a place for you on our server. So grab a virtual drink, mine some blocks, and let’s make the most of this crazy Minecraft life together.

Join now and see if it’s worth it to keep on living in this chaotic world of ours!

Honeymoon Havoc: Cancelled!

bitter, canceling plans, CANCELLED, Drama, family division, family drama, Generosity, Golden Child, Havoc, honeymoon, Humiliation, Jealousy, Justified, Laughingstock, luxury vacation, Resentment, Revenge, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, vengeful, wedding fallout, wedding speech, wedding stress

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8162	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1469	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server, where you can cancel your sister’s dream honeymoon with just a click of a button!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking back what’s rightfully yours. No need to worry about non-refundable tickets or expensive resort bookings – we’ve got you covered. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a laugh out of it like the crowd at that wedding speech!

So come on over and show your family who’s boss. Because on our server, petty and vengeful is the name of the game. Join now and let the chaos begin!

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	247	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

HeartbreakCraft SMP

acceptance, BETRAYAL, bitter, Closure, Communication, emotional baggage, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, life lesson, longest relationship, moving on, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, self-care, smp, Trust

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

Acidic, bitter, Breakfast, Citrus, controversial, dislike, dogshit, flavor, Food, Fruit, grapefruit, hate, healthy, juicy, Minecraft, opinion, orange, Server, Sour, STRONG, tangy, Taste, Tropical

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

RichParentsRageQuit

assets, bitter, bragging, constant bragging, Costco run, diapers, financial pinch, Formula, Help, newborn baby, one-off expenses, retired parents, RichParentsRageQuit, Sympathy, tight finances, unpaid maternity leave, wealth management account, Wealthy, wealthy parents

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of your parents not helping you out financially while they flaunt their wealth like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and escape the real world where your mom won’t even pay for your Costco bill, let alone help out with diapers and formula for your newborn baby.

On our server, you can build your dream mansion with diamond blocks, ride on flying pigs, and even have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers. And the best part? Your virtual parents are loaded and will shower you with virtual riches, because who needs real-life financial support when you have a Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join now and leave your real-life money problems behind!

MommyMinecraftMadness

AITAH, Argument, bitter, child support, co parenting, custody, dropped off, emergency, home, income, MommyMinecraftMadness, monthly paycheck, not letting, Petty, Police, restraining order, Sidewalk, Small Business, son’s mother, stay-at-home dad, use bathroom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ores Mined:	9273	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Anon, ANONYMOUS, Blockchain, Coin, CRAZE, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital asset, Digital Currency, financial technology, Investment, late night, late night thoughts, Like.., online currency, Ready, really really coin, speculation, Trading, virtual money

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	95

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

AbortCraft, abortion, age and fertility, communication breakdown, Decision making, emotional trauma, family dynamics, financial stress, Grief, Guilt, infertility, job insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, pro-choice, regret, relationship issues, Resentment, Server, societal pressure, support system

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	274
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Farms Harvested:	987
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ores Mined:	1734
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mines Excavated:	1005	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3758
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2729
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!