Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the currency actually makes sense? Well, look no further! Join our server where the USD is worth less than dirt! That’s right, we’ve created a virtual economy where the more you have, the less it’s worth.
Imagine a world where you can trade a stack of diamonds for a single piece of dirt. Sound ridiculous? That’s because it is! But that’s the kind of chaos and hilarity you can expect on our server.
Just like how the Dollar hit a 34 year high against the Yen, our server will hit a 34 year high in entertainment value. Forget about building cool structures or battling monsters, the real challenge is navigating our wacky economy.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs stability when you can have insanity? Join now and watch as the virtual world crumbles around you in the most hilarious way possible!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! Have you ever woke up at 4 AM and thought, “I need to play Minecraft right now”? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, it’s always 4 AM somewhere!
Join us for drinking kind of morning where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your liver). Build a house out of beer cans, mine for vodka diamonds, and battle zombie bartenders in the nightclub dungeon.
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let’s get this party started!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamers looking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the sun rises with a BOOM and the cows dance the Macarena! 🐄💃
Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly (literally) and creepers throw birthday parties for Steve. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.
But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll get to ride on RAINBOW llamas, build castles out of CHOCOLATE blocks, and battle evil mobs with enchanted TACOS (yes, tacos are weapons now).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off. 😂💎🤣
Are you tired of being forced to wake up at 5 AM every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of early mornings! On our server, you can stay up all night building your dream world without any annoying alarms disrupting your beauty sleep.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are always epic. Just be sure to set your alarm for 5 AM so you don’t miss out on all the fun!
Are you tired of snoozing your alarm until 4pm and missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a concept! You can play for hours on end without ever worrying about missing out on anything in the real world. Join us and say goodbye to responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic pixelated castle!
Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!
Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of being a wagecuck slave to society? Do you find yourself spiraling into unnormal sleep patterns, waking up feeling defeated and fatigued? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and break free from the chains of responsibility as you embark on a journey to discover if you have the wagecuck slave gene. Will you be cursed to be a function slave forever, or will you rise above and conquer the system? Stay tuned for the next episode of this insane adventure!
MineCraftLovers was founded in 2013 and is one of the few “semi-vanilla” survival servers that is here to stay! Build on your own or join one of our community projects, build contests or monthly events to always keep the game fresh! Huge rail networks, massive months-long build projects, dirt huts, mob farms, massive sorting systems – if you can dream it, we want to see you build it!
Semi-Vanilla means that we try to keep the gameplay as close to a normal “vanilla” game experience as possible, but we do have a few plugins to add a little extra punch and keep things interesting. Don’t worry – if you are not used to playing with plugins, you probably won’t notice the difference! Our key plugins include:
• Dynmap – a live “Google Earth”- like map of our server world, where you can see builds and players in real-time. See our server map here: http://78.46.76.19:8123/ – • McMMO – an “rpg-style” plugin that lets players level up their skills. Spend a lot of time farming? You will level up your farming skills and occasionally auto-replant crops. Spend a lot of time mining? Eventually you will start to get double drops from ores. Playing with friends? Your skills level up together! Learn more about McMMO here: https://mcmmo.org – • Essentials – gives players the ability to set “homes” they can return to at any time, and teleport instantly to other players to share in on their projects or adventures. – • Geyser – This is an experimental plugin our server leverages that allows both Java and Bedrock players join and play together. This means you can join regardless of which version of Minecraft you play with!
We have a few extra server management plugins as well to help our admin and moderation staff keep things neat and tidy.
Server Rules
1. No cheats, hacks, or bug exploits
2. Be friendly and courteous to other players
3. No stealing or griefing
…And that’s it!
What Is Slime Craft?
Slime Craft is an Australia hosted economy survival server that has a wide variety of unique features. Our goal at Slime Craft is to keep the traditional survival theme, hunting and gathering materials, while adding some fun to our community!
What Makes Us Different?
Slime Craft Strives to make the users time on our server as enjoyable and fun as possible. With this, we have created an aspect for everyone! Whether you’re here for the community, or an epic builder, looking to build for the server, or if your just joining to have sine fun playing survival with your friends, there is something for everyone!
Our Slime Events!
Here at Slime Craft, we have a wide variety of events to suit anyone! These include build comps, treasure hunts, Invasions, mini-games and more! You can find out more about our events at www.slime-craft.enjin.com/events
Welcome to EvolMC, the server officially opened on December 30, 2023.Version: 1.18.x – 1.20.x (Recommended 1.18.2)Cool features like:– KOTH– Guild– EventPass– Lottery– Over/under– Farmmobs– DungeonThe event takes place every evening of the day and receives free coins for the winners, please join and experience with us ❤️
Asteria is a RPG server mainly focussed on Quests. It is a 7,5k by 7,5k world that took over 2 months to perfect. And it’s still not 100% complete. We keep working on new ways to improve Asteria. We have a non-pay-to-win system.
Hello, if you have been looking for a unique project with a zombie apocalyptic theme for a long time. I want to congratulate you, you found it!
The WalkingDead project has 5 large and unique modes, WalkingDead, DayZ, MinecraftZ, STALKER, SurviveZ.
Each mode has its own unique systems and unique textures.
At the moment on the project you can see many systems, such as: Cars, Weapons, Pycels, Skins for weapons, Jetpacks, Markets, Tops, Fractures, Bleeding, Groupings, Quests, etc.
I also want to note that our project is based on powerful equipment and the best Moscow data center, so you will never be tormented by lags or pings on our server.
LightspeedMC is a unique survival server focused on remaining true to Minecraft’s roots, with vanilla-esque gameplay and a friendly community. Our goal is to provide an engaging environment for you to hang out, chat, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be: plain and simple.
The reason we are 90% PVE is due to our Inclusion of the usage of VR some things may not be fair across the PC and VR platforms and as such we are not a server with open pvp and we enforce a PVE policy which you can read on below.
Another Thing to mention is our server is highly a work in progress and while we are working hard we ask for you to give us feedback here in our discord if you have any concerns!
Rules:1. No Griefing2. No Hatespeech (Swearing Allowed But no Slurs / ETC)3. No Stealing (Depending on the degree this rule is broken you can be Banned)4. Every Ban Lands you a month ban Repeated infractions Increases The months by 1 at a time!5. no hacking or cheating6. The only form of PVP thats Allowed MUST BE Sanctioned/Consented to before any pvp intended for users who wish to have a duel in fair combat however RK’ing or Random Killings Are Not allowed Any PVP via bending MUST BE Sanctioned and Agreed Upon by all parties Breaking this rule intentionally will get you Banned Via Our Ban Policy7. Please Enjoy the server and have fun!
