We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!
You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?
So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!
Forget about building boring houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be building roller coasters that go straight to the moon, giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, and even a replica of the Eiffel Tower made out of TNT!
But that’s not all, we have special events like “Zombie Pigman Olympics” where you compete in crazy challenges like pig riding, lava parkour, and even a synchronized swimming competition in a pool of molten lava!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.
Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!
Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.
Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.
And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!
Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!
Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!
Our Booru is filled with the most outrageous and NSFW content you can imagine, so prepare yourself for a wild ride. From giant chickens wearing top hats to cats riding unicorns, there’s never a dull moment on Snowpuppies Edition.
In our previous thread, players shared stories of building giant monuments to their favorite anime characters, hosting epic dance parties in the virtual world, and even creating a secret society dedicated to worshipping a block of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let your creativity run wild.
So why wait? Join Snowpuppies Edition today and experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd – you’re in for a wild ride!
Join us on this wild ride where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a war with the neighboring village over who has the best sheep farm? Why not! The possibilities are endless on this server where creativity and chaos reign supreme.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with powerful loot, and even a dragon that roams the land. Will you be brave enough to explore these mysterious places and claim the rewards for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see where it takes you. Just remember, anything can happen on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
Join us for insane events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges for the title of TNT Champion! Or how about our legendary “Sheep Racing” competition where you can bet on your favorite woolly friend to win big prizes?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous “Diamond Thief” who roams the land stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to catch them and claim the bounty?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can battle evil ecelebs and translate ancient texts for powerful rewards. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains – rumor has it, it grants you the ability to speak every language in the world fluently.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a master of both Minecraft and Japanese language! Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even ‘Charlie Hebdo’ decided to unveil a special edition after 10 years of our epicness. That’s right, we’re so legendary that even famous magazines are taking notice.
Join us now for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Build to your heart’s content without fear of destruction, and maybe even get featured in a magazine. What are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
our server is so lit that even U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken had to hold meetings in Seoul just to get a glimpse of the action. he was like “dang, this server is more intense than international diplomacy.”
join us and build ur own empire, or just chill and watch the chaos unfold. either way, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what more could u ask for? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now!
you can ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle evil villagers who are actually just misunderstood and really just want to sell you some questionable items.
our server is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to join in on the fun. come build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as it attracts all the zombies who just want to admire your bling.
so come on down to our crazy minecraft world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments, like when a dog rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, or when a human built a giant statue of their pet dog out of diamonds! you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server.
so come join us and experience the ultimate bond between humans and dogs in the world of minecraft! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground dog civilization or become best friends with a talking wolf. anything is possible on our server!
| Server IP | play.straightupminecraft.com |
|---|---|
| Join us on Discord | https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe |
About Straight Up:
Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.
Features:
| PvP and Griefing | Permitted |
|---|---|
| Server Performance | Stable |
| World Resets | No resets ever |
| Quality of Life Changes | Minor changes for player freedom |
| Anticheat | Effective anticheat system |
| Gameplay Features | No teleportation, land claims, or economy plugins |
A: No, Straight Up Minecraft server does not allow the use of teleportation commands or any other commands that deviate from the vanilla survival experience.
A: No, there are no land protection or land claim plugins on the server. PvP and griefing are permitted, so players should take necessary precautions to protect their builds.
A: No, the server does not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins. The focus is on providing a pure vanilla survival experience.
We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!
You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!
Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?
Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?
So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!
In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.
And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?
Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!
Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!