Skytonia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Potions Brewed:	45	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5767
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Mines Excavated:	3818
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	591	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	134
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	159	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mines Excavated:	2990	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3651	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ores Mined:	8184
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Votes:	7867
Dragon Eggs Found:	9222	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7574
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6149	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ores Mined:	2878
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	11

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	245	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

Players:	102/300	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	1012
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	677
Animals Bred:	39	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3