Prostitute MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

controversial, Prostitute, dark humor, inappropriate, shock value

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

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CraftyProServer

CraftyProServer, inappropriate comment, clothing choice, WIBTA, advice

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than biker shorts on a summer day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Our server is so hot, even your stepfather will think you look like a prostitute in comparison. But don’t worry, we won’t judge your fashion choices – we’re just here to have a good time!

So grab your handbag (because who needs pockets in Minecraft?) and get ready to walk 10km in our virtual world. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures you’ll encounter along the way!

Join now and let the drama unfold – just make sure to keep your mom out of it. 😉

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CheaterBull Minecraft Server

open relationship, sexual encounters, twink, Bull, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story about my friend wanting me to…uh, never mind, let’s just focus on the fun in-game adventures instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items and engage in intense PvP battles. Rumor has it that the club is guarded by a giant chicken wearing diamond armor – don’t ask how it got there, just go with it.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical forest where players can ride on flying pigs and hunt for enchanted loot. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off – trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? And hey, if you happen to run into any awkward situations like the one mentioned above, just remember to keep it in-game. Happy crafting!

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ProstituteCraft Minecraft Server

honesty in dealings, unconventional relationships, Server, non-traditional dating, ProstituteCraft

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like dating a literal prostitute – wild, unpredictable, and always keeping you on your toes!

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you never know what’s around the corner. From explosive pranks to unexpected alliances, our server is full of surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why settle for a normie server when you can join us and embrace the chaos? Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the thrill of the unknown. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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Blocky Brothel: Where Creepers Pay for a Good Time

feel, love, girl, relationship, Prostitute

Are you tired of feeling like you’re just another brick in the wall on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are!

Join us and experience a world where even the creepers are friendly and the zombies are just misunderstood. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.

Forget about those other servers where you have to pretend to be someone you’re not just to fit in. Here, we celebrate your uniqueness and embrace your true self.

So come on over and let us show you why our server is the best place to build, mine, and laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

sexual experience, children, amerindian, black hair, sex

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

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CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

ltbe, CONDOM, genital herpes, Japan, Clinic

>be me >25 years old >decide to join this epic Minecraft server >first time playing solo >start building my dream castle &gt>everything is going great until I come across a mysterious NPC >he offers me a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom >I accept the challenge and set off on an adventure >fight off creepers, zombies, and even a dragon >finally find the sword in a hidden dungeon >but wait, there’s a catch >the sword is cursed and gives me super strength but also turns me into a chicken every full moon >decide to keep the sword anyway because who doesn’t want to be a chicken warrior >become known as the legendary Chicken Knight of the server >everyone fears my clucking power >join this Minecraft server for the most insane quests and adventures >who knows what crazy stories you’ll have to tell after playing here!

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MaliCraft Server: Wagner Warfare

investigation, covert operation, #intelligence agency, special forces, Ukraine

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Ukraine military intelligence wants in on the action? Well, guess what, our server is so epic that even deadly ambushes in Mali can’t keep us down! Join now for a chance to battle it out with secret agents and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies while you’re at it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft spy master! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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LebExitCraft

evacuation, Crisis, US, international relations, Conflict

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like lebanon and chill with ur virtual pals. we got unicorns flying around and lava waterfalls to jump into for fun. our admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and our players are all secretly famous celebrities. u never know who u might run into, maybe even leonardo dicaprio or beyonce. so grab ur pickaxe and come build ur dream castle with us, cuz reality sucks but minecraft rules!

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OldSchoolLOLZCraft

Traditional, comedy movie, humor, OldSchoolLOLZCraft, humor-filled

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box. our mobs are so dumb they walk into walls and our villagers are so lazy they make sloths look like olympic sprinters. our admins are like unicorns, rare and magical, but also kinda weird. we have so many mini games you’ll think you’re at a carnival, but without the sketchy carnies. plus, our chat is so lit you’ll be rofling 24/7. come join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then you might regret it a little).

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