Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed because we don’t mess with those fake gamer girls.
Join us in our quest to find a spouse who is a virgin because we believe in deflowering each other and remaining wed for eternity. It’s like a Minecraft marriage made in heaven!
Previous editions may have gotten lazy, but not us! We’re here to build a community of virginity enthusiasts who believe in the power of purity. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs who couldn’t even craft a wooden sword if their life depended on it? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the Minecraft chads and chadettes out there!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where everyone is a Minecraft pro, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear at the sight of our players. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where Notch himself comes to hang out and play Minecraft with us mere mortals. So if you want to rub elbows with the gods of Minecraft, you better join us now!
So what are you waiting for? Leave those noob-filled servers behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Just remember one thing: on our server, only the true Minecraft chads survive.
Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).
Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!
Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who tradedemeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice up your gaming experience with some wild and wacky adventures? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, quests to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary player known as “The Potato Whisperer,” who can communicate with vegetables and has a pet cactus named Steve. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even meet your future spouse who looks eerily similar to a pixelated character! It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on our server. See you there!
Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?
Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that all anime girls must remain virgins at all times. Why, you ask? Because duh, everyone knows that non-virgin anime girls lose all their powers and become super lame. So if you want to hang out with the coolest, most powerful anime girls in Minecraft, join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to keep an anime girl a virgin for a whole month, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start protecting those anime girl’s purity!
Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server so wild, you’ll question reality itself? Our server is inhabited by flat women who are ready to steal your v-card and make your wildest dreams come true. Sure, they may not have much in the chest or booty department, but their hearts are as deep as the void in the Nether. Join us for a unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Grab onto your seat (and maybe a flat woman) and join us today!
We are a laid-back survival server for players to have fun and enjoy Minecraft like it’s the old days. We are a mostly vanilla server with a few plugins that encourage player interaction and enhance the player’s experience. We hope you to see you soon!
There is both air (PC) and bedrock (mobile) access to our Minecraft server. Towny and a few more games will be added to our server, which is currently SKY Block. There is also a football and PVP area on our server. Plus, events, daily gifts, Wheel of Fortune are available on the website. The credits you earn from the Wheel of Fortune are available on the Web. You can get safe spawner VIP from the site. In total, we have only 9 Officials in SKY Block, our guides and officials on our server.
We are a Minecraft survival server based on adventure, and exploration! All of our donor ranks give benefits to EVERYONE, our staff is very chill, and we have multiple worlds for you to choose from! We also feature land claim, shops, and so much more!
This is the CoinSMP where every time you get a kill you get plus 20 coins and every time you die you lose 20 coins. There will be a regular shop with regular currency and a coin shop that sells boosters and custom items. This server has custom items, custom biomes, and custom structures. You can even bet the coins you earn at /warp casino. Tick speed is going to be 150 and we are gonna have sugar cane and cactus sell for lots for beginners.
This is a Vanilla SMP server with very little plugins and an unmoderated raw community. We do not moderate the chat and leave most players alone. Chat and work together with others to become the most powerful player, or work with others and build something magnificant! If you want no moderation, and build protection this is the right server for you. Proximity chat enabled through the Simple Voice Chat mod
This server is vanilla.
We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets.
We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats.There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.
This server is semi-anarchy.
PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed.
No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.
At the heart of Conquest MC is its main campaign, an amplified survival server that allows you to stake your claim and establish your very own empire. The journey promises to be filled with adventure and triumph as you navigate through various challenges and opportunities.
Every Friday, the server hosts thrilling events that feature custom builds, ensuring a unique and enthralling experience each time. The best part is, there are real-life cash prizes up for grabs for the victorious participants! You might even find yourself featured in a video about one of these epic events on our youtube channel!
