> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!
> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.
> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!
> Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about accidentally thinking inappropriate thoughts about cute girls ever again! Our server is werewolf-free and guaranteed to keep your mind focused on building epic structures and exploring new lands. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be disgusted with is how addictive our server is! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!
>be me
>join this epic Minecraft server
>meet the most beautiful pixelated girl
>she’s building a castle and slaying zombies like a boss
>we team up to conquer the virtual world
>she laughs at my terrible jokes and calls me her Minecraft knight in shining armor
>we dance in the pixelated moonlight, our diamond swords gleaming
>but then she drops a bombshell
>”I already have a Minecraft boyfriend, but I can’t resist your blocky charm”
>so now I’m torn between love and loyalty in this virtual world
>join this server for love triangles and epic adventures, where pixels collide and hearts are broken in the most hilarious ways!
> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where everyone is a shota or loli character! But like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not creepy at all.
> You can join and be part of this cute little world where everyone is just adorable and innocent, just like you!
> Plus, there’s a secret conspiracy going on where some players think you’re a pedo just because you like shota/loli stuff. Like, what even? But don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those haters and have your back.
> So come join THE CUTEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER and prove those haters wrong! Let’s show them that being a shota/loli fan doesn’t make you a bad person, it just makes you extra kawaii! 🌈💖
Welcome to our Minecraftserver, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.
Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”
So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?
Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you ribbiting with excitement!
>be me
>Romanian
>go to the super market
>check the sea food section
>see frog legs
>it says that they be from taiwan
>always wanted to try so i buy them
>get a asian sweet chilly sauce too
>back home
>beat the eggs for batter
>reminds that i Don t have bread crumbs
>decide to crush some shrimp flavoured instant noodles and use them instead of bread crumbs
>mix the Little bag of shrimp flavour sauce into the eggs too
>Air fry the legs at 200° Celsius for 20 mins
>serve them with the sweet chilly sauce
>not badthanks taiwanese frog hunter.
Join our server for a taste of the unexpected! Who knows what crazy concoctions you’ll come up with in our virtual world? Build, explore, and feast on frog legs from Taiwan like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on over to our server today!
Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
Are you tired of getting rejected on Tinder by aggressive fat girls with 200 matches? Do you want to prove that you have a big dick and aren’t just a baby dick insecure guy? Then join our Minecraft server where size doesn’t matter and everyone is welcome, even fat cunts! Build your way to victory and show off your skills to all those Tinder rejects. Who knows, you might even find love in the world of blocks and pixels. Join now and let’s see if you can handle the heat of our crazy community!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make all your real-life drama seem like child’s play! Are you tired of toxic relationships and drama? Well, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special “creeper repellent” plugin that will protect your precious builds from those pesky green monsters.
And if you think your friend drama is bad, just wait until you join our server and witness the epic battles between factions fighting for control of the server. Will you join the peaceful builders or the ruthless griefers? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of blocky adventurers to explore with? Join now and let the chaos begin!
Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have total war games that nobody cares about, the best horror game ever made (seriously, people have peed their pants playing it), and we even have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server (true story, they’re the real bosses). Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back!
In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.
Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .
This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.
Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free.
We are a non-op, economy-based server.
Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself.
Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items.
Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too.
We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!
FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.
Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!
