Griefer server!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 1742 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of deranged pandas who have taken over the server and demand sacrifices of cake and cookies. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them.
Explore our world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit, literally.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even a French butcher selling pork got kidnapped and beaten for it! And guess what? He made TikTok videos about it!
On our server, you can sell anything you want, from halal to pork, without fear of being kidnapped by mysterious men in a van. And if anyone dares to attack you, just tell them to come see you in the game!
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll have your own crazy story to tell about your time on our server. Just remember, it’s all about learning to “live together” in this wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Forget about the stereotypes of Japan, on our server, women rule the land and foreign players are welcomed with open arms (and diamond swords)! You’ll never feel off again once you join our crazy community where anything is possible, from building giant sushi houses to riding on flying pandas.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of surprises and laughs?
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6323 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet! Our community is full of crazy characters like a talking cow who gives out free diamonds and a zombie who moonwalks while attacking creepers.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like a weekly dance party at the Nether disco and a treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may not actually exist).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!
But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Enchantments Applied: | 201 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 191 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).
But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1278 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can trade in-game items for pictures of your cousin’s feet! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re talking about the real currency here!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a toe-tally awesome time!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 410 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted loot. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the chance to uncover rare treasures and become the ultimate Minecraft master.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the villagers have their own society with complex political systems and drama that rivals a soap opera. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you come across a dancing creeper or a talking pig. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft world.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5942 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
