Griefer server!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?
Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 233 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 587 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).
But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can trade in-game items for pictures of your cousin’s feet! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re talking about the real currency here!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a toe-tally awesome time!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted loot. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the chance to uncover rare treasures and become the ultimate Minecraft master.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the villagers have their own society with complex political systems and drama that rivals a soap opera. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you come across a dancing creeper or a talking pig. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft world.
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 938 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5725 | Potions Brewed: | 55 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s just a typical day on our server! Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wild personalities that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Forget about the next 15 years in your country, because on our server, anything is possible! Build a rollercoaster that defies gravity, create a secret underground base filled with treasure, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the ruler of a pixelated kingdom or embarking on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. The future is bright, my friend, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out in dance parties. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.
But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Balatro himself is rumored to make appearances, granting wishes to those who can solve his riddles. Will you be the next player to uncover the secrets of this mysterious figure?
So come on down to our server and see if you can figure out how to pronounce our name while also conquering the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Good luck, adventurer!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4050 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of a hidden civilization where Latin is the key to unlocking ancient treasures. Battle mythical creatures, build epic structures, and communicate with fellow players in the language of the Romans.
But beware, for the ghost of Julius Caesar haunts these lands, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to misuse his beloved language. So brush up on your Latin conjugations and declensions, because on this server, speaking Latin isn’t just a choice – it’s a way of life. Join now and experience the ultimate Latin-speaking Minecraft adventure!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us and experience the epic battle between China and Mongolia… in Minecraft! That’s right, you can finally settle the age-old dispute in a virtual world where anything is possible. Will China finally conquer Mongolia or will the Mongolian warriors rise up and defend their land with pixelated swords and shields? The fate of these blocky nations is in your hands!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city where players can engage in intense PvP battles while riding pigs and throwing exploding chickens at each other. It’s like a bizarre mix of Hunger Games and Farmville, but way more awesome.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a quest for glory, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of China or Mongolia in the wackiest Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time and space (and also make really good toast). Join now and embark on a quest to find this elusive pickaxe, all while dodging killer bunnies and riding pigs into battle.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get seriously silly.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a sense of humor. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy antics we’re up to.
But that’s not all! Our server has custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. We even have a mod that lets you communicate with villagers through interpretive dance.
So why waste your time on boring vanilla servers when you could be joining us on the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft server in existence? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8650 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 89 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
