Griefer server!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Animals Bred: | 145 |
| Farms Harvested: | 894 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of Russian bears that have been trained to mine diamonds for you. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation!
Join us now for a chance to ride a vodka-powered minecart through the streets of Moscow, or challenge your friends to a game of Russian roulette with creepers. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 620 | Magical Moments Shared: | 22 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mushroom King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the mushroom forest. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet dragon, and the third wish… well, let’s just say it involves a lifetime supply of mushroom soup.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the mushroom madness begin!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 9487 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. Instead of breathing fire, this dragon shoots out rainbow sparkles and blasts funky music to keep the party going all night long.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground village where villagers trade diamonds for cookies and cows can fly. So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated wonders with their hooves. Trust me, you’ve never seen a llama build a castle until you’ve seen it on Gel oqlo.
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers – it’s a blast!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Baconator sword, rumored to be forged in the fires of the Nether by a bacon-loving wizard. Whoever wields this sword gains the power to turn their enemies into bacon with a single swing.
4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Look no further than Gel oqlo! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens, but nothing beats the majesty of a flying pig soaring through the skies.
So what are you waiting for? Join Gel oqlo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will escort you to your very own castle made entirely of cheese. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground lair where a group of evil llamas plot to take over the server with their deadly spit attacks.
But fear not, because on our server you can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and shoot laser beams from your eyes to defeat any llama that crosses your path. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join our server and experience the chaos of a world where mutated creepers roam the land, ghasts have taken over the Nether, and players must scavenge for resources in abandoned vaults. But don’t worry, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite Fallout characters like Dogmeat and Nick Valentine to take on epic quests and battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden stash of Nuka-Cola and become the ultimate wasteland warrior!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 7681 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2589 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and embark on wild adventures that will make you question reality more than Kaito’s magic tricks. Build your own secret hideout that even the FBI couldn’t crack.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure that’s more valuable than Kaito’s prized jewel collection. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Explore unique biomes like the Selfie Forest, where clean-shaven, fine-looking chicks roam free, taking selfies with their feline friends. But beware, the cat may judge your selfie skills!
Join us for epic quests to uncover the secrets of Teal Swan’s power and maybe even unlock the ability to communicate with cats. Who knows, you might even become the next chosen one to rule over this wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just don’t forget to bring your best selfie game and cat treats.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
We have factions fighting over who gets to control the enchanted forest, players forming secret alliances to overthrow the ruling class, and even a rumor that Trotsky himself has risen from the dead to lead a revolution against the mods!
So if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, where politics, power struggles, and diamond theft are all part of the game, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the server and have your own epic tale to tell about how you conquered the virtual world.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is the epitome of unadulterated kino. What does that mean, you ask? It means you’ll be experiencing the most epic, action-packed, and downright hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a miracle or two. Who knows, you might even become best friends with Jesus himself.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8714 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 82 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
