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| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3929 | Animals Bred: | 191 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 68 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.
Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!
Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.
But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.
But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 5099 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!
Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!
Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.
– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.
– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 376 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.
So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!
Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.
But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2371 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their flippers. Yes, you heard that right, penguins!
2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance-offs for rare in-game items. Just watch out for the disco creeper!
3. Our server is protected by a giant llama who spits out fireballs at any griefers who dare to try and ruin the fun. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with this llama.
4. We have a special enchanted toilet that grants wishes to players who use it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just flush three times and make a wish!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on WiIშly PбpцIaя and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.
So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 202 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2875 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC pink llama riding a flying pig. They rode off into the sunset, battling evil mobs and collecting rare treasures along the way. It was a journey they would never forget!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING chickens who can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most WACKY and WILD Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking trees and magical unicorns. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4036 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us and embark on a quest to prove that brains are overrated in the world of Minecraft. Our server is filled with ridiculous challenges that will test your creativity and resourcefulness, all while laughing in the face of logic and reason.
Forget about crafting intricate redstone contraptions or solving complex puzzles – on our server, it’s all about embracing the chaos and embracing the derp. Who needs intelligence when you have a sheep army at your disposal or a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics?
So come join us and show the world that sometimes, being a little bit dumb can be a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover a new appreciation for the beauty of simplicity in a world filled with crazy shenanigans and absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft great again – one derp at a time!
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 104 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
