Griefer server!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1451 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.
But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness
Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.
So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 913 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?
Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.
But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.
But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!
Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1892 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.
Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.
If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!
Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!
Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!
Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!
And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!
Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!
So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 | New Chunks Explored: | 461365 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.
Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!
We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!
So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪
Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!
So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1737 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
