Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
New Chunks Explored: 536871 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Runes Activated: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Servers

  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Alien Abductions: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magic Items Found: 4533
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 25 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Enchantments Applied: 165
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 118 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/dick-chuds-hardcore-minecraft-adventures/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Star Shards Collected: 191
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 98
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Villages Defended: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Crops Grown: 5810
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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