Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 New Chunks Explored: 754840
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam

    Undertale is my Minecraft SMP jam
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Why, you ask? Because we have a strict “pro-genocide” policy inspired by the game Undertale!

    Join us and unleash your inner villain as you compete in epic battles to see who can rack up the most “genocide points” by taking out innocent mobs left and right. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Will you rise to the top as the ultimate genocidal maniac, or will you be left in the dust by more ruthless players?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the genocide games begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 97
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 44

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InLawRageQuitCraft

    InLawRageQuitCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family gathering chaos without any of the real-life consequences!

    Join us for dessert wars, where you can fight for your right to skip out on sweets and face off against pushy relatives who just won’t take no for an answer. Watch out for flying desserts and blurred vision rage – it’s all part of the fun!

    But that’s not all – engage in epic texting battles with your virtual family members, where insults fly and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Will you be the one to block your in-game relatives and declare zero contact? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and dessert disputes, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have all the chaos and none of the stress in the virtual world?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Magic Items Found: 1737
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Crops Grown: 8541 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MoaningMinecraftSMP

    MoaningMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have regular events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players have to race their chickens through an obstacle course while avoiding lava pits and creepers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Piggyback Battle Royale” where players ride on pigs and battle it out with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also known for its hilarious in-game challenges like “The Worst Name to Moan in Bed Challenge” where players have to come up with the most ridiculous names to moan while playing. Trust us, things get pretty wild during that challenge!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes on our server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!

    LuxuryCraft: Can’t Live Without!
    Are you tired of living in a world without diamonds and gold? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate luxury paradise! Join us and experience a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you’ll never know what crazy creature will pop up next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 291740 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RubleRumbleCraft

    RubleRumbleCraft
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ruble is imploding just like in russia!!! u can build ur own empire and watch as the currency crumbles around u HAHAHA. join now for a wild ride and see if u can survive the economic chaos while crafting and mining ur way to victory. who needs stable currency when u have blocks to stack, amirite?? come on in and let’s watch the ruble burn together!!!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FitKids Mental Wellness

    FitKids Mental Wellness
    so like, if you wanna be a total boss in the minecraft world, you gotta join this server cuz it will give you SUPERPOWERS! like, you’ll be able to lift giant blocks with just one hand and run super fast like the flash!

    plus, all the cool kids are on this server, so you gotta join if you wanna be part of the cool crew. we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make your head spin!

    and get this, being on this server will actually make you smarter and happier in real life! like, your brain will be so buff from all the problem-solving and teamwork that you’ll be a genius in no time.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become a minecraft superhero with a brain the size of a planet!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs

    Politically Incorrect Craft: Where Minecraft meets government simulations! Join now for LOLs
    PolityCraft: The Ultimate Modded GeoRP!
    Welcome to PolityCraft, where your dreams of nation and civilization building come to life! Explore a meticulously edited mod pack designed for a seamless gameplay experience on an expansive Earth map on a 1:250 scale. Whether you want to be a wandering trader, forge a small tribe, build a thriving kingdom, or expand into a powerful empire, the possibilities are endless. Collaborate with friends, engage in diplomacy, or wage wars as you shape your own destiny in a world full of opportunities.
    Key Features:
    Custom Earth Map: Immerse yourself in a stunning, realistic rendition of Earth at a scale of 1:250.
    Nation Building: Start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Tools of Industry: Use Create and it’s many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Tools of War: Raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.
    Community Focused: Join a friendly and active community of builders, strategists, and explorers.
    Discord:
    https://discord.gg/invite/xCyGR2t7ms
    Server IP:
    europa.cheesehosting.net:34003
    FAQ
    Q: What do I need to do to join PolityCraft? A: You are required to join the discord in order to apply for the Whitelist as well as to download the Modpack. We aim to process Whitelist applications within 24 hours.
    Q: Can I start my own nation on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can start as an individual or a tribe of friends and expand your influence through trade, alliances, and warfare.
    Q: How can I build an automated society on PolityCraft? A: You can use Create and its many addons to build the automated society of your dreams.
    Q: Is PvP allowed on PolityCraft? A: Yes, you can raise an army of villagers to fight for your cause, or keep an uncomfortable peace under the threat of nuclear missiles.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9270 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP

    Joan Jett Endorses Harris Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Joan Jett endorsing Kamala Harris? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We’ve got Neil Young and Jon Bon Jovi following suit, so you know it’s gonna be a rockin’ good time. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a surprise appearance from your favorite rockstar! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and rock on!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryHubbyNoPlate

    HangryHubbyNoPlate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect blocky castle.

    Join us and leave behind the struggles of meal planning and grocery shopping, because on our server, your only job is to mine, build, and survive. No more arguments with your husband about who should go to the store or cook dinner – here, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some epic creations in the virtual world.

    And if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, just remember that on our server, you can always take a break and let your virtual character do all the work. No more feeling like a maid or waitress, because in this world, you’re the queen (or king) of your own domain.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be serving up is some serious fun. Leave the real world drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools

    ScamCraft SMP: ObviousFools
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate scam…I mean, the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been searching for!

    Join our server for the chance to be pranked by our resident troll who loves nothing more than turning your beautiful builds into giant toilets. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

    We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a special event every week where players must participate in a chicken dance-off to win fabulous prizes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be scammed…I mean, entertained like never before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CompliCraft

    CompliCraft
    Are you tired of being the most boring player on your current Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate compliment magnet! People will be showering you with praise left and right for your epic builds, your impeccable redstone skills, and even your fashion sense (yes, we have custom skins, darling).

    Join our server and become the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the block?)! You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig, while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden apples. Oh, and did we mention that our server is the only place where you can find a unicorn mount? That’s right, you can prance around on a majestic unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands.

    So why wait? Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (and neither will your jealous friends).

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Villages Defended: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft Minecraft Server

    GazaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where biden, yeah, biden, he writes to israel and is all like, “yo, you gotta make gaza better, man.” and everyone is like, “whaaaat? biden playing minecraft now?” but, like, it’s true, man. so if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world where even politicians are getting in on the action, you gotta join this server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of biden riding a llama. it’s, like, so random and hilarious, you won’t wanna miss out, dude. come join the fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyComradeJailbreak

    CraftyComradeJailbreak
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Emeralds Found: 5621

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend

    Karlsson’s SMP: The Only Place Where Diamonds Are A Server’s Best Friend
    <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/al-menos-no-fue-tnt-%f0%9f%98%82%f0%9f%94%a5-minecraftmeme/">karlssonSMP Overview</a>

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Flip Out Minecraft Server

    Flip Out Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can flip and guns down enemy gang members in broad daylight! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground gang war going on in our virtual world. Join us if you’re ready to show off your PvP skills and take down rival gangs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs peaceful building when you can be a virtual gangster? Join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 19
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Enchantments Applied: 120

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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