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BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Votes:	7199
Buildings Constructed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	4181	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	7091	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Star Shards Collected:	225	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	7030
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8433
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	180	Mines Excavated:	1658
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	242
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mines Excavated:	3117
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Star Shards Collected:	166	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

Players:	98/100	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Dimension Hops:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5766
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13